Scatological Story: I shit myself

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I experienced this feeling of shame mixed with rage and contempt many years ago, when I was still a young girl in my twenties: I had shit my pants.

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How did it happen? I'll tell you about it. One Saturday afternoon like any other, I received a call from my friends to go to the mall, visit stores, try on clothes, shoes and in the end, after exhausting all the options and not having bought anything, sit at the soda restaurant, have an ice cream and talk nonsense.

I chose the double chocolate ice cream, with oreo cookies (chocolate) and chocolate and milk syrup as topping. It was a huge ice cream, about the size of my voracious appetite for ice cream, so it wasn't hard to consume it in a jiffy. I was eager for more, so a friend of mine shared with me her vanilla and strawberry milkshake, which I thanked her for, since I love vanilla and strawberry. Needless to say, I was harta of it.

With dusk approaching, we decided to say goodbye. I walked slowly through the streets to the bus stop, however, in the distance, in my stomach a subtle pain loomed. "It's nothing" I said to myself, and hurried my pace, however, the subtle pain was in crescendo. Already the stores were closing and I did not glimpse any public restrooms around. "It's nothing" I said to myself again in an attempt to calm the anguish that seemed to overtake me.

The only option was to get on the bus and pray that my stomach didn't scream in pain or worse. Seconds seemed like hours and minutes seemed like days. A cold sweat began to break out on my forehead and my icy hands clutched my backpack tightly to my stomach. The people around me were talking placidly as if nothing was happening and I, I knew something imminent was about to happen.

Like on a roller coaster my guts moved, crunched and in my colon an inflation appeared. "It's a fart and nothing more," I said to myself and smiled. I looked around and cautiously moved my leg to leave the passage free to the air, to the pleasure and to the end of my stomach discomfort.

It came out with a gift! I felt with anguish that something was draining down my leg. A foul odor appeared and people began to murmur and hold their noses. By those fortunes of life, the bus stopped at a stop, and without thinking I almost ran out of the public transport.

With what dignity I had left, I started walking, feeling something slimy and wet on my ass with every step. I avoided everyone I met and an hour later I opened the door of my house. From the kitchen my mom shouted come to dinner, we have fried pork, beans and rice ... A scream came out of my mouth and I ran as fast as I could to the bathroom.

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That happens to us sometime in life, maybe not so traumatic but ... who has not happened ... jijiji very jovial your story, thanks for sharing it.

Thanks for reading me!

Oh no!🤣🤣🤣🤣

I can totally relate but mine didn't actually get to my pants like yours did it was just a stain😎. I was with my friends the day it happened and I had eaten a lot of beans. That day was hell for me and I will never forget it. I was in the middle of a busy street when I remembered that one of the roadside restaurants had public toilet, that's just how I was saved. If I had gotten on any bus, that'd have been an unintended homicide cause the driver would die of the smell.

hahaha involuntary manslaughter. You would have been beaten to death... these are shameful experiences that make you laugh.

You would have been beaten to death..

Gawd🤣🤣🤣, I don't want to imagine it.

these are shameful experiences that make you laugh

Exactly! Very shameful but funny.

Oh shit! This is do real, haha, I'm sorry I couldn't help it, sorry this had to happen to you, all for your voracious appetite, next time take it easy.

🤣🤣🤣I can only imagine how what your reaction would be when you walk down the street and people gets to know what happened.

At first, our mind tell us that it's just a fart. The mind skips the part that farts come with shit sometimes😂.

I can imagine how you bluntly avoided everyone on your way home.

This was beautifully composed✨

hahahahahahaha we forget that farts come with shit

😂😂😂

Thank you for sharing dear @tibaire

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Oh my God, I think I'm going to have nightmares!

You looked so beautiful, so wonderful and tender with your posts and pictures, and you come to ruin my dream with you. This story has embedded itself in my brain and now it will be hard to erase it.

Why did you do this to me?

In my mind is your pants full of the little gift.

This was a horror story.


hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha that's how we humans are, perfectly imperfect... and now, those nightmares are not going to let you sleep hahahahahahahaha