Hello! I'm a remote control, a device people use to control an appliance from a distance, in most cases a short one. I'm a remote control for TV, the tall slim type. I'm an inanimate object so I really can't talk but today, I'm given a chance to do just that! Let me talk to you how I feel about this hu-mans.
I'm mostly placed on a stool which I don't really like because it's a hard surface. I like it when they place me on the sofa or on their laps, that way I can a get a little cozy and not feel my hard body. The problem is hu-mans are forgetful and they sometimes sit on top of me squeezing the air out of me. I also hear strange noises which are usually followed by a digusting smell! They have this mechanical habit of pressing my big button for so long that my skin wears out. Oh, that pain! like burning fire. But this is nothing compared to their stupidness when they're fighting over me in which they press all my buttons and pull me in different sides.
One step further and they violently throw me to the ground or floor dislocating my main organ aka batteries. Since I can't function without them, I got relieved of my job for awhile. When they're in a happy and jovial mood, I hardly get their attention. They erupt into wild laughters, dance their feet off, engaged in lively discussions. If only I could join the party and share some of that mood with them, but no I'm placed far away hardly getting noticed.
Some of them have developed the routine of bitting my head when they're worried and thinking hard. The top of my head is where they place their tongue and I'm not really a fan of watery things. I wish I could have a laser and blast their mouths off. Like can't you do your thinking without me? You don't need me anyway. I hate it when they touch me with their greasy oiled hands rubbing it on my body. It gives me this feeling of hunger which is weird since I'm not an eater, why are they tempting me?
Overall, this are the things I'll like to talk about humans regarding their behavior towards me. Also, before I forget, there's this small lion like animal that often plays with me too, I think it's a cat. He normally places his paw on my edges and gives me a 360 degrees rotation every time he finds me on the floor. He sniffs me and keeps hitting me on the chest. Strangely, I seem to like that and I'm currently trying to become his friend but this creature always looks frightening! Any suggestions will be highly appreciated. Time to stop talking and go back to fully inanimate. Bye bye!
Thanks for reading!
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This is my entry to the weekend engagement concept by @galenkp. You can find more info about it here.
