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So uh, who's to use hairstylist?

Please take the marbles out of your mouth and ask me again.

Not sure what's funnier—your classic response in that situation or the punk ass kids behind my autocorrect. They're always doing funny things like making your say to use. It's not even close.

Children sandwich / chicken sandwich, totally close. But Coke Zero and eight ball aren't even kinda close.

Obviously my witty retort is funnier. It's what my nan used to say.

It's what my nan used to say.

Your bread talks?!

SAY PLEASE RIGHT THE FUCK NOW OR SPREAD IT!!!

Where the fuck is this going? Do I even want to know?

Your rhetoric is unparalleled...i bow to your superior diction.

NEVER BEFORE I KNOW WHAT'S SPREADING!!!

@wannabescrapper TELL HIM TO SPREAD THEM!!! SPREAD THEM NOOOOOOOOWWWWW!!!!

After I get my drink into me it sometimes does.