Hey guys,
I just found out about a tier-making website, and after going through the lists, I came across the conspiracy theories ranking list. The concept is simple: there are some pinned conspiracy theories in the template, and you rank them into five categories—S, A, B, C, F.
- S is for theories the ranker believes to be true.
- F is for theories the ranker believes to be completely false.
- A, B, and C are the in-between categories, ranking how likely or unlikely the theory seems.
This is my list and the reasons behind each category:
S-Ranked Conspiracy Theories
Bioweapons
This is the theory that governments have secret labs researching all kinds of viruses and chemical weapons capable of wiping out entire civilizations. I’m convinced that labs like this exist.
Deep State
This theory suggests that governments—or at least some governments—don’t really rule their countries. Instead, there are powerful and wealthy people behind the scenes pulling the strings. Of course, this is true. They’re called lobbies. These are the folks influencing elected officials to pass bills, provide aid, etc.
Mandela Effect
The theory says people remember historic events wrong because it fits better with their subconscious. Of course, it’s true.
MKULTRA
This was a CIA experiment where they tried to control people with different drugs. It was once a conspiracy theory, but after documents were declassified, it turned out to be true.
A-Rank Conspiracy Theories
Area 51
A lot of people claim that this base hides alien prisoners, and the U.S. is experimenting on or dissecting them. I don’t know to what extent this is true, but I’m sure the official story about the base is just a smokescreen.
AI Apocalypse
This theory suggests AI will take over the world, like in the Terminator movies. I don’t fully buy into that, but AI in the wrong hands could be extremely dangerous for our future.
New World Order
This says the elites want to create a new world where they rule humanity and countries. I don’t believe it’s 100% true, but it’s about 90% there. Big companies and a common government structure are what I expect. Some countries, like South Korea, are already experiencing this, where the big 3–4 companies essentially rule the country.
B-Rank Conspiracy Theories
9/11
There are so many conspiracy theories about this event, I don’t even know where to start. But the official story about the fourth plane crashing in a field because passengers took control is just hilarious. The U.S. government shot it down—they killed the passengers and felt they couldn’t admit it. Honestly, it was the right decision.
Cryptids
Cryptids are mythical animals like Bigfoot or the Loch Ness Monster. A lot of animals once thought to be cryptids have already been discovered—like the British big cat.
Roswell ‘47
I don’t believe it was an alien cover-up, but it was definitely a cover-up of something.
Simulated Reality
We live in the matrix. Does the theory have merit? Yes. Is it true? I don’t know. But if we believe we’ll eventually have the technology to create such a simulation, it’s possible we’re already living in one.
C-Rank Conspiracy Theories
Blue Beam
Project Blue Beam is a theory about a plot to create a totalitarian world government by destroying Abrahamic religions and replacing them with a New Age belief system. This would supposedly involve futuristic NASA tech and a faked alien invasion. I don’t think they need something like this to achieve world domination, but who knows?
JFK Assassination
There are so many theories—about the Mafia, the communists, the CIA, the FBI, the elites. It’s interesting, but I think 90% of the theories are false. Still, who knows?
5G
I don’t believe 97% of the theories, but I also don’t think it’s completely harmless.
F-Rank Conspiracy Theories
Flat Earth
Just idiotic.
HAARP, ELF
Some theories suggest governments can control the weather and people’s minds. Sure, weather manipulation is possible, but not to the extent these theories claim. Overall, I don’t buy it.
Moon Landing
Everything’s already been answered. Nothing much to say here.
Climate Change
To anyone who believes it’s a conspiracy theory, the past three years say otherwise. This year, we already surpassed the 1.5°C rise from the pre-industrial period—that’s the threshold.
Hitler’s Death
Even if he wasn’t dead, the Allies would’ve found him and made it the greatest spectacle in the world.
Cancer Cure
If there were a cure, they’d make it available but slap a price tag on it that’s triple the cost of current treatments.
Chemtrails
If they were spraying us, they’d be spraying themselves too. They don’t need obvious methods like this to control us—they’re already doing fine with subtler means.
Ancient Aliens
If aliens were here thousands of years ago, they wouldn’t have helped us—they’d have enslaved or exterminated us.
Reptilians
Also idiotic.
Philadelphia Experiment
Teleportation and making a ship invisible? If the U.S. could do that, there’d only be one state: the United States of the World.