Date-saster

in #hive-1768742 months ago

If you know you’ll laugh at me after reading this post, let me know so that I can block you in advance. For someone like @bipolar95, she doesn’t have to even tell me anything. Let me block her before I begin.

As someone who loves to play video games, I didn’t even think twice before accepting to go on a date with this person who was so good at it. I really thought we were going to the games pavilion at the mall. I was so excited and hyped because I had learned a thing or two to make sure I score him nothing below 3 in Fifa.

At that time, he had already asked me to be his girlfriend so I was going to use the 3 goals to spell yes. Nobody should say Ei Abena. Anyway, the location he gave me was the beach. I was super excited because I thought he was being romantic since I love the beach. Right at the entrance, I saw him with two of his friends. I didn’t understand what was going on because what are your friends doing on a date between you and I?

The moment I sat down and saw this guy’s shoe, hmm guys! I decided to run away only to realize I didn’t bring my bag or my purse. It happened that I was so happy when I got his call that I let my brother drop me off so nothing came to mind to take money or anything, not even my phone. I was now figuring out how I would even go back home.

I used his phone to call my brother and it didn’t go through. I was so angry because just the one time that I need you in my life, you’re no where to be found? After some minutes, they said they wanted to go to Atlantic hotel to take pictures. I was now confused if these were ladies in guy’s bodies or what? Guess what? I followed them, don’t laugh! I followed them thinking right after that, they would order me a ride so I could go back home. Jokes on me!

I was told were going to take a stroll to the main junction which was about 30 minutes away by foot. 30 minutes stroll? Just tell me you want to burn the small calories I have. I was so angry at myself for forgetting my phone and my purse. I was just praying my brother’s number would go through and then miraculously it did. He asked me to wait at wherever I was and I did. After he picked me up, I didn’t dare to narrate what happened because that would mean a roar of laughter and I just wasn’t in the mood for it.

I’m glad that day happened because ever since that day, I never forget anything when I’m going on a date. I also make sure whatever amount of money I have on me can pay for about 7 people. Just to avoid embarrassment.

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I got notification from FRIDAY and ran here 😂🤣😂🤣. I will settle down and read, I'm already laughing 🤣

I hate youuuu🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

I can imagine how frustrating it was being where you actually don't want to be... You learned about vex money in the most funny of ways 🤣

Wait what were you thinking at first, please for safety reasons don't leave your home for any place without having extra fees on you. Is just a date, one bad one I guess.

“What was I thinking” That’s a good question 🥹
I wasn’t thinking in the first place.
Now I know better though

Sorry about that, I feel your pain dear

Oh it’s fine 😂

Excellent

Fifa date in this era, 100 percent of the guys would disappoint you lol

Ohh yeah, lesson learned the hard way

😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭😭😭😭

Oh chim🤣😂
Love 10.. Abenad 0😭😂

🤣🤣, be careful

I told you to relax let your Emeka find you😂😂😂

You went searching for love...

Okay😂😂😂

🤣🤣

Imagine going on a game date 😮.

I was told were going to take a stroll to the main junction which was about 30 minutes away by foot. 30 minutes stroll? Just tell me you want to burn the small calories I have.

Maybe you thought of it as a date, i guess he just wants to know you better. 😂 I remember doing this back then because i was too calculating to spend anyhow

I’ve been on game date before. It was awesome!

Ahhh then don’t ask her out in the first place 😂

😂, the guy is funny. Maybe he’s not too experienced on ladies like that. Innocent man

This is actually date gone wrong. This guy is not only not romantic but still stingy as well. You sef the moment you saw him coming to a date with two other guys you should have just decided to run for your life and leave that scene immediately because who would want to come with his friends to a romantic date with someone he claims to love. Just know guys dont do that. Alteast you learnt a lesson😅😅🤣

Before I reply you, let me block you first for laughing 🤣🤣🤣

I meannnnn, I wanted to leave but but but🤣
Honestly, I didn’t know but now I know
Lesson learned the hard way🤣

Don't block me abeg 🤣🤣. If you like carry your sef to that kind of date again na you know😔😏

😂😂 you’re going to spell yes with 3 goals. S3 wagye wani so.

I was asking myself if they play fifa at the beach because this guy paaa. Then you will now bring your whole friend group. I’m sure his shoe was like those worn in 102BC.😂😂💔

Magye m’ani so pro Max o😂

Ahhh you already know it🤣 BC mu BC🤣

😂😂😂 tell that guy we will talk about this on judgement day.

😂😂yes please