What would I do if I had 24 hours to live?
Well, the answer depends on whether:
- I am the only one dying in 24 hours, or
- The world is ending in 24 hours
Let's explore both scenarios.
Southchurchguy has only 24 hours to live
Well, 24 hours is a long time to live. Here is how I am going to spend my last 24 hours.
1. Order a meal of banga soup and Eba
You know the first thing I'm going to do? Eat a sumptuous meal of banga soup and Eba.
I imagine going to some high-class restaurant like the Wetland Hotel Restaurant in Ughelli. They make some really great meals. I would definitely order their banga soup and Eba.
When you think about it, there is no sense in dying on an empty stomach, especially when you've got some cash to spare. Like my friend would say "na wetin bird chop for the belly, he day carry go house."
2. Share my properties
Passenger, one of the great songwriters ever lived (according to me, thanks for asking), said his "Heart on Fire" song:
"Well, I don't have many, and I don't have much. In fact, I don't have any, but I've got enough."
I dont have much, but I've got enough to share. My laptop goes to my brother, my phone to my little sister and the rest of my property to my parents.
This way., I'm ensuring there are no fights when I'm gone over my properties. Yeah, I am that thoughtful.
3. Fight my last fight
So I am something of a fighter. I do mainly Olympic wrestling, but I dabble in boxing and kickboxing once in a while. If I know the end is sure, then it is best I go out with a bang.
The plan? Schedule a fight with a MMA fighter. I am literally going to die, so there is nothing to lose.
The best part: If I win, I am dying a winner. The way I see it, it is either dying in the octagon or trying to break some life-threatening world record like trying the highest free-fall parachute jump.
If I survive, then I will break the world record. If I die... well, I was going to die anyway.
The world is ending and everyone has only 24 hours to live
Oh, that's very simple. I'll propose to my girlfriend, marry her and have some end-of-the-world sex.
c'est fini
Shoutout to @hive.ghana for the prompt