Well Hello There Hiveians
So naturally I thought today would be a good day for shit posting, well take it up as you will.
I'm bored, the power is out and I don't have any candles left. I'm glad I always make sure my laptop is charged. Otherwise id be sitting here in the dark, probably drain my phones battery and miss my alarm tomorrow morning.
Can you see how fast things can go sideways!
"Okay don't stray too far from the topics in your head"
A while back I thought I should try and share something at least four times a week or even daily even if it's something small and stooooopid. The point behind this was to be able to actually go through some of my life events when I'm old and gray and have no thinking power left!
Needless to say I've not really shared anything other than the vacation trips in the @pinmapple community or some forgotten about photographs, hmmm come to think of this where would this post belong? Dunno we shall see!
"So here I am sharing some of the events of my day"
Most probably worthless to most of you out there, but as I mentioned this is for myself when I turn into "silver."
As I walked out of the house in the early morning hours straying about before I need to rush to work, I noticed some mushrooms that popped up, seemingly overnight? Is this even possible? Help me out here people.
Well naturally I thought perhaps this could be my first post in the #FungiLovers community.
As soon as the thought popped in my head it popped out again.
"Laughs Laughs"
It's certainly not good enough content for that community, what would I share my bleak "Ash White" mushroom between all those nice fungi's.
Question
"Is this one of those that would send me to space for a moon visit?"
Or
"Is this one of those that would send me to the grave for a dance with the devil?"
Ahhh What the "hell" I'd prolly die!
Among my morning strays I found a little spiders nest!
"Well for what it's worth!"
I almost trampled the little fella, some would probably say that I should have! Usually I would BUT I'm in his habitat now, and that would be seen as outright murdering!
"Laughs"
As I bent down to snap a picture he ran into the grass. I suppose I'd have done the same or I'd have stared at the gigantic object heading towards me and not even know I died.🤣
Made It This Far Have You?
I suppose most of you thought, well this guy ate those mushrooms growing on the lawn and puked himself next to hell's doorstep.
Or
Wondering what even is this guy ranting on about some silly shit, having misleading "Clickbait" titles.
The Answer
I suppose It's somewhat clickbait, most would say. However chances of me dying today honestly did go up a little bit if viewed from a "technical" point of view.
"Honest to God, no pun intended. I swear I ain't that cringy"
I'm a natural when it come's to talking crap, especially after work. I think sometimes I am a pain in the ass, the co-workers want to go home and here I am talking shit taking their time up.
"Much like I'm taking up yours now, ehh?"
Well there I was talking crap as usual when I felt this sudden cold breeze of a wind climbing up my neck. Nearly got a heart attack, at first I thought it was the dead haunting me.
As I spun around to see what could possibly be the problem my eyes unveiled one of the most amazing, yet frightening storms I have seen in what? Perhaps two years?
Okay it wasn't really that bad of a storm, more along the lines of a rainy cold front!
Without hesitation I jumped in my little Ford and powered that beast up. Almost felt like I was getting my battle spaceship ready for adventures!
Me taking photos while rushing home. The storm is just rolling in! Hang in there. Notice the wavey pattern just above the tops of the buildings? I really wish I could describe this exactly as I saw and experienced it! Nature is truely mesmerizingly beautiful.
So Close Yet So Far
At this point I wasn't even halfway home yet, not even close!
And honestly I was starting to stress it up not because of the rain but perhaps it might turn into hail!
"For the love of God please don't be hail"
I constantly repeated.
I was pushing my Ford to it's limits. Well not really but it's a frikkin nippy car, suppose it should be seeing that it's a damn 2.0 juice guzzler.
(A note for myself when I'm old!! Remember that 2liter Ford you had? Damn that was a nice car! Should have never sold it!!!)
While gunning home I could see another driver who was also scared it might be hail, he was driving a Volkswagen GTI though now that thing is nippy!! Gunning it like a boss through the streets!
The storm was directly overhead, doesn't look so scary now. I feel somewhat relieved actually I'm almost home at this point only a mile or two left.
Funny how it's completely clear skies on the one side of town with the storm rolling in like a blanket of chaos! HMM what a befitting title that would be!
Mere seconds after I took this photo the rain started pouring down, like a cloud that was cut open. it didn't even start off gently just an immediate pour, needless to say I had to open two gates on the farm and close them, so that's being exposed to the rain four times just by opening gates! And it was hellish but also real nice, felt refreshing like never before. Laughs only felt refreshing after I was completely wet. 😂
My story is over and I can't even read one of my books because I've no candles left as well.
I suppose I can call this a day and close my eyes.
Tomorrow is Friday and I'll be hella busy at work, so getting some rest in is probably not the worst idea yet!
To all who've read my shit posting! Have a blast guys and gals! I'll see you all on the flipside.
To everyone who made it this far into my post Thank you for the read and the support.
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