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Hello and Welcome to the Wall Street of Hive, and I will be your host, PuddleFarts! In today’s news, I bring you thrilling stories of jealous whales, the sleepless man, witches & wizards and a relentless door. Before I come out with all the juicy details, do not forget to like and follow my very original news blog here on Hive.

What are the Headlines?

Jealous Whales!

It is no secret of the buzzing nightlife within the City as upcoming and veteran investors carry on with their lovely shenanigans and very upbeat way of communication. Over here, we have seen “marriages” crash and burn leaving scarred people who just will not love again. Recently, the giant of Hive Wall Street, Lady D, staked her claim on a certain Puppy who runs from scary stories in the dark and made him hers. He goes by Mr. Handsome (even if he is anything but…).

The juicy part is Mr. Handsome (despite his not so flavorful appearance) seems to draw attention everywhere. Could it be his tail? It does look good…

However, we have a certain Fox of HWS who has taken interest in this Puppy and ‘HE’ was pretty open about it. The puppy resisted of course but that does not mean Lady D is calm. Due to her outburst, the market over at HWS experienced a downturn as stocks burned and crashed along with her temper. You know what they say, ‘Hive hath no fury like a Lady scorned’…

A Relentless Door

But in a turn of events, a certain ‘Sweet Lady’ also recently purchased the rights to be ‘Amazing’ instead, by Certificate of Rights via Neoxag tokens. In this story of a relentless door, ‘Sweet Lady’ had to let go of her shares in the sizzling battle for rights with her partner ‘A Slamming Door’ over their company, “Consensus”.

Worth over $1,000,000,000 in net worth, the Consensus is known for helping the less privilege thanks to the backing of a Dragon Whale. Until today, we do not know who this Satoshi of HWS is but he has many eyes and they are watching you…

Following the loss of the case, presided by Supreme Judge Loot Looter, ‘Sweet Lady’ would proceed to acquire and burn Neoxag tokens to solidify her identity as ‘Amazing’ after ‘A Slamming Door’ would conveniently procure the ‘Sweet’ into his identity. Now, is Amazing Lady making a statement or what? In addition, would there be any recovery between this two?


Do not forget to like and subscribe to my very original news blog, to keep up with the latest and hottest gossip on Hive Wall Street.


Witches & Wizards

Unto the next headline, certain meetings have been taking place on the HWS. Many witnesses have come forth with sightings of a certain ‘Fart’ or two wreaking havoc on HWS. This had brought down the hand of a certain Detective who paid these Farts a visit only to leave with a big … big smile on his face? Not just that, this Detective has been under the radar after said incident for weeks now. What could these Farts have done?

Speculations stretch everywhere that one of these Farts was the reason for The Puppy running with his tail between his legs. HWS is shaken with the prospect that something more sinister is going on and the Detective might have experienced it. Thus, there is a new invisible law to avoid the Farts.

Author's Note: I am a Fart but I come from a long line of honest Farters and we do not throw our names around. The HWS authorities are thoroughly looking into this case…


LPUD - LEO POWER UP DAY

Before we move on, do not forget to Power those Leos. It is LPUD today. Have you staked yours yet? I, the esteemed PuddleFart managed a stake of 200 Leos in addition to a little bit over 1,000. We keep staking and believing in the moon!


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And we wrap up with the story of...

The Sleepless Man

The HWS has been flooded with the NeoShock and HaroldNeo products for a while now thanks to a certain man who never sleeps. Seen taping his eyes open recently, this man is known for his allergy to sleep and thus, awake until dawn every day making money. Rumor has it that he sleeps in the mud.


That wraps up the very original news on Hive Wall Street. Do not forget to stay woke, be wicked and remain a billing machine.

Cheers,
PuddleFart out!

This is my response to Day 15 of the JULY INLEO initiative. Lead Image created on Ideogram.ai with my prompt and edited on canva.

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What is this now?? 😂

Where did you sleep last night?
Wherever it may be, go back there again next week and bring us another, Lady Whistledown. 🤓

lol. 😂 I slept in a place called "pokenosing"... I hope I get inspiration more often

Sounds like Puddle Farts is a gossip.

Am I? 🤭🤭

Seems here yes.

Aghhhhh! What did you smoke this morning?
First off, wy do you hate Mr Handsome so much? Dude is just innocent and Handsome. Maybe too handsome? You just cannot please anyone. Human beings!

Hold on! Hold on! Foooooooooooox! Come out, brother! See what you caused?

In conclusion, pass the those brownies, Deraa. I need to get to cloud 9.

All this talk… I know you’re plotting my murder 👀 I am not leaving my house again

He's already asking you to show up in the usual spot 😂 check your email 🤣

I am not checking anything. What if it has bomb? 🤣

Eii 😂
I did not know you use to fear. When you wrote the propaganda you weren't afraid 🤣

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🤣🤣🤣🤣
Is that the lie you tell yourself so you can sleep well at night? 😂

I really want go know what you sniffed before you did wrote this😭😂😂

Madam Puddlefarts what did they add to your stew?😭😂😂😂

They added Farts to her stew. She didn't even know 😂

😭😭😂😂😂

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😭😭😂😂😂

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What did I just read? Someone help me
I mean, help this girl... She needs help! 😱

Puddlefarts, what is this? Which side of the bed did you wake up from? 😂

But seriously! They can't get the news from anywhere, they should pay for this privilege 🤣

Hive price will go up anytime soon, I've gotten over Mr Handsome 😒

Hive price will go up anytime soon, I've gotten over Mr Handsome 😒

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🤣🤣🤣🤣

It has not gone up o... you and Mr. Handsome are still fighting 😒

Okay, let me start scattering tables, chairs, and breaking bottles before the owners show up

@merit.ahama, your handsome prince don cast, please find another player. @b0s tried to warn you but you didn't listen. Now you have crashed our beautiful little Hive token because of your fury. Please, draw the fire back, we need our token to pump 😂😂😂

@nkemakonam89, you just had to sell your hard-earned asset just to prove a point to @aslamrer, eh fine woman? Now, you are amazingly sour Nkem 🤣🤣🤣

@quduus1, come here first, I almost forgot your matter. Leave our Mr handsome alone so he can see road and beg Lady Dragon for forgiveness. We need this Hive to pump and if @justfavour doesn't get forgiven we will continue to roll in the mud o 😂😂 😂

and we do not throw our names around

@deraaa you are a joker, I am here to throw names around. You are lucky I just woke up if not, I would have spilled all the names and scattered this entire place.

I don't want any trouble but if you want violence say my name. I am out. Do not send @olujay after me, I don't want farts in my name 😅😅😅

@sabrinah I need to arrest you, you have changed my gender although I'm sweet slammer now lol.

@deraaa your farts are getting fame everywhere. Laughing girl has exposed you here as a joker 😂.

Aslam came to play fire with fire. Nice one sweet slammer 🤣

No, the fine woman question is directed to Nkem

🙊🙊 Aslam... if I catch you!!!!

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Dera just finished me 🤣🤣🤣

Now you said that I am amazing sour🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

If not for this coconut head @aslamrer 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Dragging my sweetness 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 on the street of Hive

This hot news is hotting 🔥🔥🔥🤣🤣🤣

Lmao... Mama... you're not sour. It's that @sabrinah that needs cane 😂

Hahaha
My online came awaits her
Lolz 😂

Anything funny I shall leave here will steal more sweetness from you. Now you are amazing so enjoy this name o 😂😂.

Leave me oo 🤣🤣

This girl ooo!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

I came for war 😂😂😂😂😂

Nye nye nye! See your mouth.

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You broke everything to pieces Sabby girl... Well done, ask Deraa to pay you with the money I gave her once Hive price goes back up, I'm working on it now 😌

Yay 😊
I'm happy 💃💃💃
Where's my happy dance? Here we go
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Lol crazy girl
I'm sure it's you and Deraa that ate or drank from the same place this morning 🤣🤣

😂😂😂😂
I am innocent o 🤣
I don't know what deraa ate or drank o 😅

You will explain tire 😂

Aswear no evidence 😂

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Deraaa warrisdis 🤣😂🤣😂
My belly oo 🤣😂😂😂

I mean what's this oo 😃😃😃😃

Do not forget to stay woke, be wicked and remain a billing machine

I read your original news up to this and almost roll down from my couch due to laughter 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Oh my ....this is hilarious 😂🤣🤣🤣
But I love it

See me laughing out loud like someone who won a lottery 🤣🤣🤣

Yeyenyennn.... ROFL!🤣

JUST see how you finished all of us without mentioning our real names

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😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁

Thank you so much Amazing Mama. I'm glad I made you laugh. 😆

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