Hello and Welcome to the Wall Street of Hive, and I will be your host, PuddleFarts! In today’s news, I bring you thrilling stories of jealous whales, the sleepless man, witches & wizards and a relentless door. Before I come out with all the juicy details, do not forget to like and follow my very original news blog here on Hive.

What are the Headlines?

Jealous Whales!

It is no secret of the buzzing nightlife within the City as upcoming and veteran investors carry on with their lovely shenanigans and very upbeat way of communication. Over here, we have seen “marriages” crash and burn leaving scarred people who just will not love again. Recently, the giant of Hive Wall Street, Lady D, staked her claim on a certain Puppy who runs from scary stories in the dark and made him hers. He goes by Mr. Handsome (even if he is anything but…).

The juicy part is Mr. Handsome (despite his not so flavorful appearance) seems to draw attention everywhere. Could it be his tail? It does look good…

However, we have a certain Fox of HWS who has taken interest in this Puppy and ‘HE’ was pretty open about it. The puppy resisted of course but that does not mean Lady D is calm. Due to her outburst, the market over at HWS experienced a downturn as stocks burned and crashed along with her temper. You know what they say, ‘Hive hath no fury like a Lady scorned’…

A Relentless Door

But in a turn of events, a certain ‘Sweet Lady’ also recently purchased the rights to be ‘Amazing’ instead, by Certificate of Rights via Neoxag tokens. In this story of a relentless door, ‘Sweet Lady’ had to let go of her shares in the sizzling battle for rights with her partner ‘A Slamming Door’ over their company, “Consensus”.

Worth over $1,000,000,000 in net worth, the Consensus is known for helping the less privilege thanks to the backing of a Dragon Whale. Until today, we do not know who this Satoshi of HWS is but he has many eyes and they are watching you…

Following the loss of the case, presided by Supreme Judge Loot Looter, ‘Sweet Lady’ would proceed to acquire and burn Neoxag tokens to solidify her identity as ‘Amazing’ after ‘A Slamming Door’ would conveniently procure the ‘Sweet’ into his identity. Now, is Amazing Lady making a statement or what? In addition, would there be any recovery between this two?

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Witches & Wizards

Unto the next headline, certain meetings have been taking place on the HWS. Many witnesses have come forth with sightings of a certain ‘Fart’ or two wreaking havoc on HWS. This had brought down the hand of a certain Detective who paid these Farts a visit only to leave with a big … big smile on his face? Not just that, this Detective has been under the radar after said incident for weeks now. What could these Farts have done?

Speculations stretch everywhere that one of these Farts was the reason for The Puppy running with his tail between his legs. HWS is shaken with the prospect that something more sinister is going on and the Detective might have experienced it. Thus, there is a new invisible law to avoid the Farts.

_{Author's Note: I am a Fart but I come from a long line of honest Farters and we do not throw our names around. The HWS authorities are thoroughly looking into this case…}

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LPUD - LEO POWER UP DAY

Before we move on, do not forget to Power those Leos. It is LPUD today. Have you staked yours yet? I, the esteemed PuddleFart managed a stake of 200 Leos in addition to a little bit over 1,000. We keep staking and believing in the moon!

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And we wrap up with the story of...

The Sleepless Man

The HWS has been flooded with the NeoShock and HaroldNeo products for a while now thanks to a certain man who never sleeps. Seen taping his eyes open recently, this man is known for his allergy to sleep and thus, awake until dawn every day making money. Rumor has it that he sleeps in the mud.

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That wraps up the very original news on Hive Wall Street. Do not forget to stay woke, be wicked and remain a billing machine.

Cheers,
PuddleFart out!

This is my response to Day 15 of the JULY INLEO initiative. Lead Image created on Ideogram.ai with my prompt and edited on canva.