Thank God ItΒ΄s #NinetiesFriday!
Well not Really....
These Nineties Posts are not coming as easy as they used to.
I am seriously considering a break.
Or maybe just a little holiday.
ItΒ΄s just that I said so much about them already, that new angles on an old topic like The Nineties are hard to find.
Or maybe I just change the theme and will look back and dive into some of my favorite 90s music, albums, artists stuff like that.
I Can Do That
I definitely have a lot of those and I am kinda sure there is a lot about those bands that I donΒ΄t know or no longer remember. So I guess for now this will be the last π»πππππ π»π πΉπππππππ π»ππ 90π old school style.
So what is left to say?
Well for one thing....my Nineties Holidays.
Holiday
And if I say Holiday and start thinking back my brakes ain't working properly and I slide back to 1986 and I am gonna get so slammed for this...so disclaimer this is no Nineties but my brain going in overdrive:
That is just so bad...and the worst part...they are Dutch and that song went viral:
Can you freaking believe it?
That was so low quality, how bad 80s music must have been those days???
The good thing is:
For the rest of this shitshow, I will focus on Β΄90s only!
From Here On Nineties Only
What I remember when I think back is that school always started up again way too soon.
But letΒ΄s focus on the positive!
This is what my holidays in the nineties looked like:
No guys don't focus on the car, the background! That is Zandvoort that is where I spend my summers. Those dunes are great to take a date.
And there is a beach as well!
But yes I guess if you know Zandvoort itΒ΄s because of the Cars.
But really there is a Beach and Back in The Nineties Topless was the New Normal!
Who watched that video hoping to see some tities???
Of course, I would not do that this is a family-friendly shitshow, it is, right?
AnywWho, for me as a kid growing up in the nineties, it was common to see tities.
Not just because Zandvoort was a 15-minute bike ride away.
But also because my parents loved Nudism, so our holidays in France would always be bare naked.
Where Did We Go?
Years and years we went to this place, and even now memories are boiling up about.... cant say they are not family-friendly:
And trust me I saw more naked tities than most, maybe that is what caused me to be more into butts than boobs.
And I prefer both of them covered up a little bit.
I mean I go crazier about these girls any day, than those naked nudist tities if I am honest.
But what made my nineties great was this beach!
Yes, that is the Beach near Bordeaux France and those waves were massive.
Zandvoort had nothing on them! In like forever!
Damn how I loved that Beach, but most of all those waves. I almost forgot how beautiful it was.
This is what I see when someone says Nineties Holiday!
Surfing those waves was insane!
Summer Surf & Winter Snow
Surfing the waves, cruising for Butts & Boobies, really that was how I passed my nineties.
But come on I was a teenager in heat hormones, it's normal to only be thinking about that and finding it in your bedroom, right?
And yes I was a privileged little brat because my parents divorced and my Dad would take me skiing in the winter.
This is where we went in the Nineties with Dad and a busload of people from his workplace.
Those colors and those moves, I definitely looked better in my jeans going downhill as fast as possible listening to this on my Walkman!
I hated all those slowpokeΒ΄s
The good thing about going with that group was that you would have kids around to party with, and party we did. Because cruising for Butts & Boobies is kinda difficult going down and those ski suits hell they don't show a lot....till the jacket comes off.
The Best Trip Ever
Okay, let me climax!
Best Holiday Ever (so far)
It was the late Nineties, she was hot as hell, and waiting for me on the other side of the world.
I was a clueless naive little boy, traveling around the world to finally hold her in a country in America Latina.
She was the hottest thing ever, living in my city but unavailable till now. She said come and visit me while I visit my mom in Managua....
Mana what? Managua Nicaragua!!!
Hell yeah baby, I fly halfway around the world to do you...you are hotter than Miami I want you as Mi Mami!
With twenty-one pilots years under my belt, I flew to America Latina, landed there, and figured out that I brought like 50 grams of hasheesh through the UK and Houston airport.
How big was that angel on my freaking shoulder???
Anyway, I did not find that 50 gram till a day before leaving but that country and Manu Chao will always remind me of the most awesome days.
That and Miss Guzzman:
I bought two cassettes of the street vendors and I think I still have them somewhere. They are like trophies.
Just like the hangover I took with me when I had to go back to F ing Europe.
ItΒ΄s because of that trip I ended up living in Spain, I am so sure about that!
That trip changed my life and it never changed back, even though it's a mess right now I lost my heart to America Latina!
Driving coast to coast in a couple of hours, that Tierra I miss it still. Hopefully one day it calms down and I can go back for a while or forever.
That is what my best Holiday ever Sounded like and it sounds so much better than a night at the most famous disco in Zandvoort back in the Nineties!
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WTF do I do on #NinetiesFriday?
Well, don't do what I do because that would be copy/pasta!
But some ideas are music, movies, television, sports, or really anything Nineties related.
I assume movie, TV, or music topic reviews or talk will be most common, but you could also talk about a sports memory or something else.
Thank Goodness you made it till the end Pees, Love and I am out of here!
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