How can something so bloody disgusting and difficult be so goddamn cute? Feed me! Pay attention to me! Hey, aren't you going to clean up my spite shit!? Did we domesticate them, or did they domesticate us?
Since moving to my current undisclosed location, life has taught me a very important lesson. Sunsets are much better from the top of the hill.
Think cats just eat food out of spite and are actually solar powered. Evander is at the very least, he's always charging his batteries in the afternoon sun.
Alright meow, wasn't there supposed to be a theme to this? Starting out, this was supposed to be all catty, which somehow turned into 'city critters' and eventually just went to the birds entirely. Side note: Do not attempt to pet the anger ducks.
Oh deer, we've been spotted! There's a part of town known as Deer Park, but there's neither deer nor park there, just an old streetcar suburb. These deer are in a park, but not Deer Park, but if there are deer in a park, wouldn't it make it a deer park? Or would it just be a dear park?
Thought about being an influencer once, but I think I was under the influence. Plus there's not a large audience for turtle influencers, they tend to move a mite bit slow. Did you know snapping turtles make awesome pets? Nothing will mess with them more than once, you only have to walk them every other decade, and they love small children!
Was going to pause and reflect at the end of this but got carried away editing and overdid it a bit. Too many layers.
