Help, I've been robbed! My most precious and irreplaceable assets, vanishing into thin air! Damned electronic doohickeys, circuit boards with delusions of grandeur keep stealing all my time and attention.
All available evidence points to things with backlit screens. Fuckers are everywhere, luring you in with their bluetooth siren song. Pavlov wouldn't have needed dogs if he'd had push notifications.
Could someone please make a Luddite AI? You could sell tickets, bill it as 'The Existential Crisis Of The Century,' who could pass that up?
Did you know smartphones are a gateway drug? You may think it's 'just a phone' and you won't let a piece of technology control you but the next thing you know you'll be losing hours and days, with nothing to show for it but vague recollections of cat videos and memes.
Fortunately there's help. If you accept HIVE as your personal lord and savior higher power and climb some stairs, all your distractions will be taken away. I'd do it myself but I don't think higher powers are compatible with getting off the grid.
On a more serious note, I'm pretty sure this means I'm going to have to start Technology Anonymous. HIVE would be perfect, we could have meetings on the blockchain, give out NFTs for sober chips. Hell, we could probably get ChatGPT to be everybody's sponsor.
It'd probably bomb.
This seems to have gone off the rails like it was a train hauling toxic chemicals through Ohio. Not sure what any of this has to do with these photos from the 2019 Thunder Over Louisville air show beyond hiding my phone made it much easier to edit these.
Been spending too much time following the situation in Turkey and Syria. Seeing all the issues with getting aid into the area has got me wondering. The US military maintains the capability to have an entire airborne division in the air and en route to anywhere in 18 hours. Despite major natural disasters occurring far more frequently than situations calling for the particular skills of an airborne division, no such capability is maintained for nonmilitary disasters. Think this is a case of somebody listening to Mitch Hedberg and getting their priorities crooked.
'When pigs fly' they said. Pay up motherfuckers. On a side note, some things never change.
