krazzytrukker in #hive-194913 • last year

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Strange Eccentric middle aged Man stops to smell the ~~flowers~~ roses and Finds nothing but ~~angry bugs~~ thorns...

I have five rose bushes. About a dozen a week harvested. No bugs just flowers 🌹🌻🌹

Great news tho. Globalists Eugenicist Bioterrorist
Billy Gates just signed a billion dollar deal to supply Tyson with bug protein powders (your angry insects) ground up and added to the breading of their products. He wants to cull the "useless eaters" like you and I...

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dandays last year

It's middle-aged they now....

What the heck is up sir? Was that Fauci in a chef hat?

In only 83 words, you managed to cover everything from the beginning of the internet to artificial meat. I clicked each of your links. I do all the time, by the way, I'm not one of those assholes who receives links and skims them only to be ignored forever, never to be clicked, I'm a different kind.

Dude, iThink you're a little heavy on the internet and light on flowers. <3