Today went from a complete 100-0 for me.
Literally.
I am furious because this is getting way out of hand and sometimes I wonder if we are gradually penetrating the Great Depression.
A quick run through.
So I woke up today, scroll through my notifications, did the house chores and freshened up. It was remaining one thing. What the hell am I gonna eat.
I was in the mood for some protein that’ll make me destroy my toilet, Beans.
I had Beans two days ago but I still somehow craved and one thing about me is I must satisfy my cravings.
I went to the market straight to my Beans guy and I couldn’t believe what I heard.
This man told me the same beans I had purchased two days ago last week at 550 Naira per cup was now 600 Naira.
Literally just TWO days ago.
He went on to say it’s even because I’m his customer he’s giving me at that price but as for others he’ll sell at 650. Wow
To ensure I wasn’t about to be cheated, I retraced my steps back to other beans vendors and upon finding out it’s the same price and some even higher, I shamelessly went back to my customer to purchase his.
Like that wasn’t enough, I needed a few other ingredients.
Potatoes.
Now it’s been a long time I actually purchased potatoes in the market and as at that time they displayed potatoes ranging from price 200 Naira and above.
I was expecting that there won’t be anymore vendors selling at that least price but I prayed and hoped there was.
Well guys there wasn’t.
The least price for potatoes is now 500 Naira and the potatoes some vendors managed to sell at 200 Naira had almost gone bad.
Discouraged by that, frustrated me had to buy the 500 Naira potatoes or risk food poisoning.
The 2000 Naira I took to the market expecting to have a few spare change to buy yoghurt as my usual reward, was not even close to being possible. I had to withdraw more money to add because the 2000 Naira was not going to be sufficient for everything I needed. I was right.
Still not enough, I went to buy pap hoping that would be the only stable product.
Well it was the same price alright but the quantity though, went three times smaller.
This time I was about to scream in the middle of the market WHAT THE ACTUAL F!
Did I unintentionally fly to another dimension in a couple of days?
Yes I am 100% aware that inflation is our most popular pain in the ass but I never thought prices would be as volatile as trading index!
Out of 3,000 Naira I was left with this.
Subtracting my transport back home I was actually left with 100 Naira, sunburn and a dehydrated throat.
On the bright side, I channeled my anger towards cooking a bomb beans and potato combo with hot pap so I’m happy again.
Inflation is making me go crazy!
How is your Monday going?
all photos are mine