Sarcasm Saturday #43 - Looking Forward To 2025

in #leofinance2 days ago

I have a draft article where I collect screenshots, and this is where the magic begins. This draft serves as my creative playground—a starting point for when I finally gather enough material to write about a project or protocol. It’s my digital scrapbook, a mix of potential ideas and raw inspiration waiting to take shape.

However, not all screenshots are created equal. Some sit there for months, awkward and out of place, like an ugly duckling that doesn’t quite fit into the story. But, as with all things, their moment eventually comes.

One fine day, I revisit those long-neglected images, dust them off, and breathe new life into them. Sometimes, I transform them into clever commentary or sarcastic takes that add a unique edge to the narrative. It’s a process that turns forgotten fragments into something fresh, funny, and worth sharing.

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That "one fine day" has come! I invite you to read an article that will not make much sense, and an amalgamation of topics that will make you question my sanity! Let's go anon!

Once upon a time I received $HAVA on Cosmos for being a Celestia staker... or a DYM staker! The value was so low that I locked my 2.5 mil tokens for six months and farmed at .... 3932% APR! This kind of percentage should be illegal! Farmed 50 mil $HAVA since then and the value is still pennies!

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Seen this thing on Warpcast, and had a look. The Farcaster Dog is some kind of memecoin linked to the Farcaster ecosystem, where users do stuff to earn points. Bored and not entertained by this type of hustle so didn't do much over there.

Just in case the $FDOG will become a thing, I claimed what was allocated to Warpcast members, a balance of 38,184 points, and moved on. If in the future this token will launch and bloom, I leave this as a reminder!

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Ahoy matey! I celebrated 4 years on Hive! Would I recommend it? Definitely! The Hive ecosystem is a fast, feeless blockchain designed for content creators, communities, and dApps, fostering decentralization and engagement.

With a thriving ecosystem of social platforms, games, and financial tools, Hive empowers users to own their data and earn rewards seamlessly. Have you tried Splinterlands and Holozing? State-of-the-art play2earn games as you never seen before!

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There's a delicate thread that holds me together, keeping me balanced as I navigate the chaos of this ever-evolving world. I find myself sprinting endlessly across various blockchains, always on the hunt for the "next big thing," chasing opportunities and innovations that might redefine the landscape.

But it's not just digital frontiers I explore! On the streets, I run to maintain my mental clarity, each step a reminder that amidst the whirlwind of technology and speculation, there’s a need for grounding and sanity in the simple rhythm of life.

I've done 198 tracked runs last year, covering 970 km in 657 hours! Yes anon... I run 27 days in 2024, and I plan to do more this year! Are you with me? Mens sana in corpore sano... unless you're a crypto trader, in which case it's memes sana in portfolio insano!

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I’m not a religious zealot, but I’ve got to admit churches have this unique vibe that even a mooning chart can’t match. There’s something about those stained-glass windows, like the original on-chain artwork, telling epic stories block by block. The architecture? Absolutely L1 level, built to scale your soul.

Stepping into a church feels like entering the ultimate bear market: calm, quiet, and free from the chaos of daily trades. It’s a perfect mental reset, where you can sit and admire the design, untouched by rug pulls or gas wars. Honestly, it’s like staking your mind for some inner peace rewards.

How often you touch some grass and how often you take a break to admire art? Who needs a meditation app when you have vaulted ceilings and Gregorian chants?

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A dose of alpha for 2025? Zerion, Lisk, AI Agents, Intents and ZK stuff! This strategic move not only supports broader crypto adoption but also attracts users to Zerion’s wallet ecosystem, where additional revenue opportunities are available, such as premium services and in-app swaps​. So... I joined the hype and started grinding XP!

CowSwap, Zeal, and GnosisPay represent a synergistic triad in the world of decentralization, each contributing unique and complementary features that redefine how users interact with blockchain technology. They worked together to create the perfect crypto payment method.

You can use your crypto and off-ramp with the lowest fees with GnosisPay, and earn $GNO cashback up to 4% of your purchases. You can use CowSwap on Gnosis chain for swapping xDAI to your local currency, and even set Zeal to do auto top-ups when your balance goes under the set amount.

This year is about exploring, and there's no better place than Layer3! The crypto-focused platform is designed to facilitate efficient token distribution and user engagement. There are exclusive drops for questors, and completing Layer3 has always alpha about new chains and token drops!

I explored Lisk and had a look around for crypto opportunities. I wasn't ready to split my assets across several layer2s and my interaction was minimal. However, things changed when... the Lisk Airdrop was announced with up to 15,000,000 $LSK tokens allocated to the campaign.

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Residual Income:

Claim your Zerion XP!

Airdrop Hunting: Layer3 / Mode / Linea / Zerion

Lisk: https://portal.lisk.com/airdrop with code : OHbgua

Content: Publish0x & Hive

Play2Earn: Splinterlands & Holozing

Cashback Cards: GnosisPay & Plutus

PVM The Author - My Amazon Books

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