Shocked, I was !
Triggered even , some might say...

After eventually calming down and putting all my toys back in the pram, I'm now considering taking legal action....

Against who?

The Babylon fucking Bee, that's who ! (I'll omit the 'fucking' in any legal correspondence of course).

I'm not sure if it's a valid legal case as of yet , I'm consulting my tea leaves - but my emotions tell me that it bloody well that should be !

What affront is it, they've they committed?

Plagiarism. Simple as that.

This was my upcoming post !

Admittedly, I'd only written a very basic outline, comprising of - I quote - 'seat belts to be worn at all times in a new mandatory ruling', but I think that we can all agree that my headline pretty much covers their entire piece.

Did they indulge in industrial espionage, and filch my headline off my word document - who knows ?

Only legal action can get to the bottom of it, to find out the truth of things - and I'm determined to make sure that justice is being served....

Either that, or an out of court settlement for $500 dollars will be ok to.... (I'll also throw in a non disclosure agreement as well, for another 30 bucks).

Actual footage, taken just after I'd read the piece !

Now that the rest of my entire year is in ruins, and now that I'm feeling spiritually empty, I'm not even sure I'll capable of writing anything post this year.
It's all been ruined !....

....All because of the Babylon fucking Bee.

In fact, my trauma is at such a high level , I can't even find it within me to reply to the hot zombie's classified ad.....
...well... maybe a word or two - but that's it !