When it's Time to Write~ #TTT (2)

in #life2 years ago



How we got to now.



The wind rushes through your hair as you cup a cigarette in your hand, hoping you can get one more drag out of it before it's gone. You still have a long way to go while sitting on the back of a bike traveling to unknown places.

What you do know is that you will be having fun. An adventure awaits while you travel the miles to your destination. Picking up more and more people, the farther away you go.

The bike slows. You look around to see forests and fields but nothing more. You should not have been surprised. You hold out hope for a Port-O-Potty. What you see is a half moon carved into a door, and think at least there will be fresh air in there!





You find a group of friends. You mesh well together. You find yourselves talking into the night and never get bored. You are safe and watched out for when around these friends. Life has never felt so freeing and magical.





Years creep by you silently. You learn to write. However, it's been a week since you put pen to paper.

You bought a new product because it should be Good for You, and you left a review.



Amazon Review I wrote for Super Greens Powder


I now find myself old enough that I need to start drinking the dreaded green juice for health reasons. I know... Getting old has its downsides.

I opened the jar and saw the green powder and shivered. You needed the scoop to measure the green powder. No scoop could be seen even with my good glasses on. There was plenty of space in the jar for the scoop.

I came here to read if anyone else was missing the all-important scoop but nope, no complaints about missing scoops. A lot about the taste, though. I finally took a butter knife, slid it through the jar much smaller than I would have thought, and pulled it out...

No, not a scoop.... but a silicone-type packet. Huh. Still no scoop.

Once again, I looked into the small jar, glasses perched on the end of my nose but did not see anything that looked like clear scooping plastic bits. I took a deep breath and my trusty butter knife in hand, and started fishing for anything else in the jar that wasn't green power. On the 4th slice through the green powder, I did come across the handle of the scoop.

How do I get the scoop out of the jar and not empty the green powder over my kitchen counters? Deep breath and slow knife and hand coordination skills were at play. I finally had the scoop in hand. WOOT!

Now, to try and make the green powder drinkable. Cuz...it's green. No one wants to drink anything green. Trust me on this. If your friend says they love it, they're lying to you. Just saying! Anywho...

I got my trusty blender and added 1 cup (8 oz) of skim milk, one scoop of the green powder, four ice cubes, a small handful of frozen store-bought blueberries, and one banana cut up. I stuck the top on the blender and mixed it until there were no more ice chunks trying to break the sides of my blender.

Somehow, I have no idea how but my 8 oz of skim milk turned into about 24 oz of blueberry goodness that cooled me off while I drank it in the Summer heat. It was a wonderfully refreshing treat on a hot day, and no weird aftertaste.

So to those mixing the green powder with plain water and using a spoon to mix it and wonder why you are getting lumps, it's because it is a power that happens to be green. Besides Jello in hot water, nothing that is a powder tastes good in plain water. Use juice or milk and blend it with ice cubes.

You can at least finish the jar and not waste your money.

For now, this is my review. I will come back in 30 days and let you all know if it worked for me or if I lost the bottle in the back of my refrigerator because in very teeny, tiny print, the kind where you need your good reading glasses on to read, it says on the label to refrigerate after opening.

If someone can not find the much-needed scoop, there is now a review telling you where it is!

Help someone smile today. It can not hurt you, and you might find yourself smiling too!





I realized after writing my review I needed to start writing and posting again. 😹



Help someone smile today. It can not hurt you.


Snook



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Awesome song choice 😊

I think that green powder may send you scurrying to find a port o potty hehe.

Right now, we are at the TOOT! stage LOLL

Tomorrow I will not be far from the restroom :D

I am very happy you liked the songs!!

Toots can turn into dangerous things 😳😅

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

They can!! so far so good LOLL

Yaaaah.....give them carrots LOL.

Glad that you found your "scooper".. W00T! 😆 Looks like that cigarette ain't no cigarette. And the music.. were you on the green at the time? Bon Jovi? Ugghhh. 😂

yeah, he was cute then but no, never a fan girl of him...but his song fit the story well...... I think I went through 15 songs last night trying to write this post :D

The first one still makes me want to dance :D

Word, that is a Jam! Yeah, was never a fan... he had one good song on Slippery When Wet, and I have trouble remembering the name lol. I hear ya on finding tunes to fit lol. 😄

@inthenow Was the song "You Give Love a Bad Name" or "Livin' on a Prayer?"

You Give Love A Bad Name.. what I was thinking on was the debut album, and the songs Runaway and Shot Through The Heart. 😄

The first parts just describes my typical adventure🤗🤗🥰🥰

we were all young once :D even your grandmother :D

That's life🤗

Love your review! 😁

hehehehehehe Thanks Kitty!!

HUGS!

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All could think of seeing the Black Betty - ever see that?

No, I have never saw that LOLLLL

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Puts a finger on each of your cheeks. pushes them up to help you smile.

Thank You!! I knew I could always count on you :D

🤣🤣🤣🤣. God. I'm laughing sooo hard!!! The first you go WOOT!!! And i can't help imagining you going WOOT!!! haha. And goodness, i don't know but i just kept laughing as i read. Only your creative mind would defy the laws of green 🤣🤣

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! Now you have me cracking up!!

Thank You for that!! I will never look at the green powder without laughing again :D

😂😂😂

Why do I get the feeling that is an actual review you did?

Ahhhhhhhhhh......

Because it was/is LOLLL

But they say it takes 3 days for the review to get approved...... so we will see if it really gets put on Amazon.

I copied one other review I did in a comment for @scribblingramma above. :D

Now I need to come up with a catchy phrase for review Blogging LOLLLLLLLL

You know, I personally never trust things that are green, either. Particularly things that are intended to be drank. Charlton Heston found out what the ingredients are. You can have it.

And Black Betty! Oh yes, Black Betty.

If you ever get sad just listen to Ohhhhhh, Black Betty. I do not think you can hear that song and stay sitting still. LOLL

welllllllll.......... yes.......... lucky it doesn't have the word soil anywhere in the ingredients. LOLLL

!LOLZ green juice... at least you found a way to make it taste good! I hope it helps! I enjoy your #ttt posts... interweaving story prose with music... I came from PYPT today

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Chase it around the block.

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Thank you for stopping Lady Sam!! and yes, I think it will help a bit. It sure can not hurt...other than my tastebuds. LOLL

This is marvelous, Snook :)

Loved it the whole way through.

And your chosen tracks.... the transition of the journey. Brilliant!

Feeling a bit sentimental now.... The Time of You Life.

Beautiful day, sister. ❤️

Thank you Nicky :D

I am so happy you liked it!

I hope you had a wonderful sunny day!!

Super chilled here

Thank you, darlin' 😊

I do hope you're taking rest as well ...

Sending peace and easy like Saturday AND Sunday mornings your way 💗🌸

Who in the world can mix a Three Tune Tuesday set in with a random green powder review and tie it all together with a big bow tie of funniness, good music and a good old fashioned smile - @snook that's who. Another thoroughly enjoyable installation for #ttt. I know we've missed you this week, but hope to see you back again soon.

PS, I can't get Black Betty out of my head now, been humming it away to myself since I had a listen to your first tune. Thank God it's a good song!

If I listen to Black Betty it is more then once and , yes, sing it for hours afterwards LOLL

And Thank YOU!! I am so happy you enjoyed reading my post!! You made me very happy!!

I will try and be on time next week :D

Like allways F.L.Y everywhere where you wan....
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Hahahaha - awesome! You did post your Amazon review here 🤣. And I was right, it a.k.a. the novel totally deserves a post.

So far I have only used real green leaves to make a green smoothie in my Vitamix. Like you said mix it right and add some fruit - it tastes really good. But lately, I've been thinking of going the lazy route and getting green powder.

I have been using other protein powder though on and off and I totally know the

problem of finding the scoop

Loved it!

hehehehehehehe I had too it was just too funny and makes me laugh every time I read it :D

I am using the green powder I bought for a month and then trying one more from a different brand and will see which one I like better. :D

Hello lovely lady! 😊

I'm so glad you found your scoop, there's been a few times where I've had that same issue with other products. I remember when coffee cans had a scoop in them, but not anymore, so now people just get to guess how much is the right amount of coffee I guess. It doesn't effect me though, I'm a tea gal, LOL!

Sending you loads of HUGS, love and positive vibes sister. 😊

God bless you and your wonderful family. Have an awesome day my fabulous friend! 😊

Yaaaaaaaaeeeeeh! Whatever happened to the scoop in the coffee? Cheap buggers!! :D

I will take those hugs and give you as many to you as you need. Whenever you need.

I hope your day is filled with Sunshine and laughter or at least a smile when needed.

HUGS!

Thank you, I'll take all the hugs you have to spare, today's a rough pain day and I need them. &#128522

Every time I see your name it makes me see your smile and that makes me smile, I just can't help myself, so thank you for that too. 😊

HUGS! 😊

Oh, my land, I love that! 😊

You are very creative and artistic, I don't know how you come up with and create them, but they're always neat to see and make me smile every time. 😊

BIG HUGS!!!! 😊

They are called bitmoji.

Download it and have a blast with it too :D

I'll check it out, thanks. 😊

When I see "super" on any food labeling I brace myself for it to super suck, why do our bodies crave such unpalatable things to nourish them?! Well, thank goodness for smoothies! The best carrier for everything from funky mushrooms to wheat grass lol! Glad you shared your review here, I bet Amazon community will get a kick out of it! In the meantime, I'll be waiting for your amazon reviews community :p

HAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

That would be a fun community to start I think.......I will have to have a think on that LOLL

Thank You so much for coming to read my post!! and your perfect comment!

Still laughing over that review!! I hope Amazon appreciates it properly. I, too, was convinced by my naturopath to buy a green powder AND a red powder. I, too, added them to a smoothie and it was palatable. The alternative was to consume 9-14 servings of fruits and vegetable (mostly vegetables) daily. That's a lot of fruits and vegetables. I don't have room in my fridge for that much fresh produce, and she doesn't want me eating canned stuff. We'll see how this goes. I better check my containers and find out if they are supposed to be in the fridge, 'cuz right now they aren't.

HAAAAAA!

Yeah, I saw the refrigerate tiny label right before I went to sleep...... then I didn't sleep LOLL

Ohhhhh, the joys of getting older...... @IntheNow said he was thinking of getting a red one.....Not sure what that one is for but I have to give him updates on the green one in a few weeks. LOLL

I am wondering now If I should write more reviews for Amazon and shake up the review sections of products LOLL

Go for it, and then post them here on Hive for our entertainment! A few years ago when I was looking online for litter box liners, I ran across one of the funniest reviews I had yet seen. There are a few out there.

Here is the other review I did :D


I bought this Jacket to replace a 40-year-old Fall sweater jacket that was ugly, and the material would never wear out. I hated that sweater jacket, but it was in great shape. I had bought it big enough that when I grew in size, it still freaking fit me.

I finally decided that sweater needed to 'get lost in the shuffle of cleaning out my closet because I have gained a ridiculous amount of weight over the last year. I am working with doctors this year about the plethora of health issues I am now facing.

With all that in mind, I saw this Jacket, but its most significant size was a 2XL. I was worried it would not fit. I am 5'5" and now weigh XXX. :( I am working on it as I type this. I am sipping on my green juice smoothie I made this morning...but that is another review from yesterday.

I got the Jacket, and it fits. I can button all fake bone buttons and have room to spare. I will be able to wear a sweater under it with ease if I should need one.

I have washed the Jacket. After all, I do not trust dyes because my skin has become allergic to just about everything. The Jacket washed well and dried well in the dryer too. It did not shrink and is softer after washing.

While I do not look like a model in it (I had my Jammies on under it), it is very comfortable, and I am delighted I bought it after my old sweater jacket went missing!!

Help Someone smile today. It doesn't hurt, and you might save a life!

Ooooh, I love this review, too! So nice to find something that fits, washes well, and is comfortable. I have a few garments that really need to disappear, too.

yeah, sometimes things just need to disappear :D

I figured it was finally time when I realized it was over 34 years old. :D

HAHAHA! Thanks for the review. I will have to write some more. they have given me a much needed laugh when I write them :D

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