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I'd check the snake sellers in the area, likely an escapee from someone that kept it in their bathroom.
If you were hungry enough, and could slip through the sewer, why wouldn't you take a chance on sliding on down the block?
I'd slide right down the block, but I doubt I'd slide any bollocks down my gullet.
I can't de-anthropomorphize to that degree. I would not be a gay snake.
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I saw some pretty wild videos the other day of Chinese factories and people getting fucked up by machines because there was no concern for safety. It was disturbing but reminded me of the blood in your cover image.
I have seen similar videos of not just accidents, but horrific conditions in manufacturing enterprises across Asia and Africa, probably S. and Central America too. As terrible as these videos are, the idea of a large serpent swimming up through the sewer system and biting my scrotum is, for me at least, pure nightmare fuel. Lots of folks get the willies from outhouses, and the siphon seal of flush toilets seems a huge improvement in hygiene and security from verminous creatures. I was working under a house the other day on some plumbing, and saw something mouse-sized scurry to hide behind some framing. When I looked closely I saw spider legs protruding out from behind the 2x4 about 2 inches, translating to a spider at least 4 inches (~10cm) in diameter. I kept a weather eye on those legs as I kept working. There are no tarantulas here, and there aren't supposed to be any spiders that big. There were no good explanations I could come up with for a spider that big in the PNW.
Monsters are real, and they're under your bed.
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That's wild haha I wonder if it was a huntsman spider even though they aren't supposed to be in these areas. They are definitely the fuel of nightmares!
I've worked mostly in attics where we live, and lots of basements but not underneath a house in a crawl space too often. I know there's lots of nasty creepy crawlers under there! In a crawl space I worked in once it was just some raccoons, so it wasn't too bad. I can at least see them pretty clearly unlike a spider!
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In American movies, there was a huge anaconda that came out of a toilet and attacked a person. I wonder if snakes can actually live in a toilet!😱
Seems that they can hold their breath long enough to come out topside. Maybe where the toilet isn't in common use a serpent could hole up for a while. However, the largest household plumbing pipe for sewers in the states is 4 inches (~10cm), so that is the maximum girth anything coming through the pipe could be.
That's actually terrifying.
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