🤣 LOLZ Project Update, Our First Headliner, LOLZ Defi Status, and LOLZ Free For All 🤣

in #lolz3 years ago

Wow... it is already the 25th of January. Seems like we just posted our Happy New Year's Update a few days ago. But it is clearly time for another LOLZ Project update.

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Our First LOLZ Headliner

We want to start out with a shout out to our first LOLZ Headliner - @mawit07! @mawit07 is currently holding 530 LOLZ tokens, 18 more than the necessary 512 LOLZ tokens needed to reach the Headliner threshold.

Way to go @mawit07!

Our devs, @captaincryptic and @magicbeans are not far behind with 486 tokens, and 450 respectively. @captaincryptic will likely take the lead as soon as we initiate the LOLZ Defi farming rewards as he has been providing much of the delegations for the LOLZ curation bots and will be farming a good bit of LOLZ.

LOLZ Mining

We are so excited with how well the LOLZ token has been accepted in the HIVE community. The LOLZ bot is being called on average once every 5 minutes. Not every call results in success, but we are still averaging around 250 tokens mined per day.

LOLZ Market

The Holiday's were not kind to the LOLZ token's price as we saw the price slip from the 20 cent range down to the 2 cent range. We would like to see that head back up, and hope that the upcoming release of LOLZ defi will help give our users a reason to hold on to those LOLZ tokens.

Up until now, we have let the market do what the market wanted to do. However, we are considering a few options to help give the LOLZ token value. Those include -

  • LOLZ Defi. As we indicated before, we plan to initiate a @lolz.pool from a portion (40%) of the the LOLZ curation earnings to reward LOLZ holders who have reached the Headliner level.
  • LOLZ Buy And Recycle Bot. We will be building a bot to buy and sell LOLZ tokens. The goal of the bot will not be to earn Hive but to help reduce the inflation for the LOLZ token. The bot will buy cheap, sell high, and recyle (ie, send back to the mining pool) the difference in LOLZ. For example, right now the buy is approximately 0.02 Hive and the sell is approximately 0.04 Hive. As such, the bot could buy 20 LOLZ, sell 10, and recycle 10 and break even.
  • Use Post Earnings to Buy and Recycle - With the implementation of LOLZ defi we are also planning to start posting a number of automated posts on the mining, curration and defi stats. The liquid Hive earnings from those automated posts will be used to buy and recycle LOLZ tokens.

We are always seeking to find ways to increase the value of the LOLZ token, and we expect these initiatives will help to provide upward pressure on LOLZ prices.

LOLZ Defi Update

We have been hard at work on the code to implement our LOLZ defi ideas. We are very happy to say that we are very close to turning those plans into reality as much of the code is complete. We are targeting the end of the month as the launch date.

We have been holding all LOLZ curation rewards since the beginning of January to pre-fund the @lolz.pool. Once we have the defi code all completed, those earnings will be processed and 40% will be sent to the @lolz.pool. Weekly 1% of the pool will be paid out on a pro-rated basis to LOLZ headliners. For example, if there are two Headliners, one with 2000 LOLZ, and one with 1000 LOLZ, the pool rewards would be paid out to just the two headliners, with the first receiving 2/3rds of the reward, and the second getting the other 1/3.

LOLZ Free For All

What would an LOLZ Update be with out a LOLZ Free For All? Drop a comment (while this post is active) and let us hit you with an LOLZ!

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About the LOLZ Project

LOLZ Project is an engagement project with the mission of spreading laughter and joy on the Hive blockchain. Hive users can use the !LOL or !LOLZ command in comments to share a clean joke and tip the author an $LOLZ token.

Help Support the LOLZ Project

Here are a few ways you can help the LOLZ Project.

  • Use the !LOL and !LOLZ command often to tip fellow Hive authors.
  • Upvote and re-Hive our posts. All rewards will be used to help cover server costs and increase curation value.
  • If one of our jokes makes you smile, consider giving it an upvote.
  • Follow @lolztoken and participate in our airdrops, contests, and giveaways.
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Well, since I'd do almost anything for !lolz, that's me dropping a comment...
Oh and thanks for the update!

The first time I got a universal remote control I thought to myself
This changes everything.

Credit: marshmellowman
@manuvert, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @lolztoken
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (5/10)

The person who invented autocorrect
should burn in hello.

Credit: marshmellowman
@lolztoken, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @manuvert
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (1/2)

Nice one

Thanks for your support! !LOLZ

Comic Sans and walks into a pub
The bartender shouts Geto out of my pub! We don’t serve your type!

Credit: ifiwasfrank
@firstborn.pob, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @lolztoken
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (15/10)

Let me try for the first time:

!LOLZ

Have some !pizza just in case

Only your first time? Welcome !LOLZ

At least now I know how many tokens I need! To the market!

Here is one less !LOLZ you will need!

I wasn’t originally going to get a brain transplant
but then I changed my mind.

Credit: marshmellowman
@proto26, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @lolztoken
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (20/10)

I'm in a club for kids who love math.
We are called the Algebros.

Credit: theabsolute
@proto26, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @lolztoken
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (16/10)

Knock knock...
ERROR: Joke failed.

@proto26, You need more $LOLZ to use this command. The minimum requirement is 16.0 LOLZ.
You can get more $LOLZ on HE.

Dangit!

I have forgotten to wear my lol pantz.

!LOLZ ... come on... it isn't that deep yet!

Been there done that. !LOLZ

Hope your pull out game strong then.

I asked my Mom why ADHD runs in our family.
She said because it won't sit still.

Credit: minopoly
@akumagai, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @lolztoken
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (22/10)

What’s the best thing about Switzerland?
I don’t know, but the flag is a big plus.

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@akumagai, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @lolztoken
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (18/10)

Looking forward to it as it comes. !LOL

Thanks! !LOLZ

What’s the best thing about Switzerland?
I don’t know, but the flag is a big plus.

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@marshmellowman, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @lolztoken
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (8/10)

The person who invented autocorrect
should burn in hello.

Credit: marshmellowman
@lolztoken, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @marshmellowman
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (2/6)

I used to be addicted to the hokey-pokey
but then I turned myself around.

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@lolztoken, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @belhaven14
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (1/4)

I told the Starbuck's clerk my name was Marc with a C
When I got my coffee it was marked Clark.

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@belhaven14, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @lolztoken
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (6/10)

Loving the ideas guys, looking forward to the future, keep up the good work keep building and have a great day!
!LOLZ

Two men stole a calender
They each got six months.

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@dubble, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @lolztoken
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (2/10)

The first time I got a universal remote control I thought to myself
This changes everything.

Credit: marshmellowman
@lolztoken, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @dubble
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (4/4)

Keep up the good work!

I asked my Mom why ADHD runs in our family.
She said because it won't sit still.

Credit: minopoly
@theabsolute, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @lolztoken
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (1/10)

I threw a boomarang a few years ago that never came back.
I now live in constant fear.

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@bitpizza, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @lolztoken
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (17/10)

The person who invented autocorrect
should burn in hello.

Credit: marshmellowman
@ciderjunkie, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @lolztoken
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (10/10)

nice im looking forward to the rewards for headliners! not excited about the bot though because it will be direct competition to me since i like to spread trade lolz but do what you think is best for the stability of the token long term!

!PIZZA

!LOLZ

!LUV

@forsakensushi(1/4) gave you LUV. H-E tools | connect | <><

We have been re-thinking the bot and have decided against it. We don't think it will result in much inflation reduction. !LOLZ

awesome im so happy to hear that !

!BEER

What's green and sits in the corner?
A naughty frog.

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@forsakensushi, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @lolztoken
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (9/10)


Hey @lolztoken, here is a little bit of BEER from @forsakensushi for you. Enjoy it!

Did you know that you can use BEER at dCity game to **buy dCity NFT cards** to rule the world.

I wasn’t originally going to get a brain transplant
but then I changed my mind.

Credit: marshmellowman
@lolztoken, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @forsakensushi
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (1/10)

Congrats to the new LOLZ headliner. Thanks for sharing the update. It is great to stay informed. Please continue.

It is raining so hard we may need an Ark
Luckily I Noah guy.

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@darmst5339, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @lolztoken
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (7/10)

It's great to see that there's so much work being done towards adding value to the token. Big big ideas and I have faith they'll play out fine. Kudos to the team and !LOLZ

Can February march?
No, but April may.

Credit: bitpizza
@chincoculbert, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @lolztoken
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (14/10)

Thanks! We like to under promise and over perform, but we admit we are bit behind schedule on the LOLZ defi. Need to get that out...

The first time I got a universal remote control I thought to myself
This changes everything.

Credit: marshmellowman
@lolztoken, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @chincoculbert
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (1/2)

Why don't eggs tell jokes?
They'd crack each other up.

Credit: gillianpearce
@lolztoken, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @yeckingo1
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (6/8)

Nurse: Sorry for the wait

Dad: it's fine I'm patient 🤣🤣🤣

Want to hear a dirty joke?
Two white horses jumped in the mud.

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@teenagecrypto, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @lolztoken
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (4/10)

Can February march?
No, but April may.

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@goldrooster, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @lolztoken
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (3/10)

😃😃

the challenge really seems simple for many to take part in.
I guess since lol is low now I will buy and hold so that will be able to get the best of it for years to come.

😉😉

Well here is one !LOLZ to help you on your way!

Comic Sans and walks into a pub
The bartender shouts Geto out of my pub! We don’t serve your type!

Credit: ifiwasfrank
@hariton, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @lolztoken
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (23/10)

We love it when you are out of !LOLZ calls because that means you have been using them! Thanks for the support!

Why did the banker quit his job?
He lost interest.

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@dragon-ti, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @lolztoken
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (12/10)

OH NO!
You are out of jokes for the day!

@dragon-ti you can call @lolzbot a maximum of 1 times per day.
Level up by buying more $LOLZ so you can share more jokes per day!

Great job 👍
!PIZZA
!LOLZ

Wow.. you gave out at least 8 !LOLZ today! That is the kind of support we love!

I'm on a seafood diet.
When I see food I eat it.

Credit: happyme
@servelle, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @lolztoken
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (13/10)

OH NO!
You are out of jokes for the day!

@servelle you can call @lolzbot a maximum of 8 times per day.
Level up by buying more $LOLZ so you can share more jokes per day!

PIZZA! PIZZA!

PIZZA Holders sent $PIZZA tips in this post's comments:
ciderjunkie tipped lolztoken (x1)
@forsakensushi(1/10) tipped @lolztoken (x1)

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