LOLZ Weekly Joke Challenge - Week 8 - Help Build A Hive Based Joke Database and Earn $LOLZ

lolztoken in #lolz • 3 years ago

Week 8 Of the LOLZ Joke Challenge Is Here

Welcome to our weekly LOLZ Joke Challenge where you can share a joke you know and help us build our joke database for use with the LOLZ token.

We were busy last finishing up the LOLZ Defi application so that you all can farm LOLZ tokens by delegating up to 14 different Hive tokens.

As a result the LOLZ joke bot was getting a bit stale. To help freshen things up a bit we added the new jokes from week 7 and mixed in the Reddit joke database as well. We now have over 400 jokes in the mix.

But that isn't enough! We need more so let's get on to the this weeks challenge.

The Tasks

Tell us a joke in the comments. 1 LOLZ
Re-blog this post, and tell us you did in the comments. 1 LOLZ
Tag a friend. 1 LOLZ

All rewards will be distributed via the drop bot in the comments so be sure to leave a comment even if you only reblogged the post and don't feel like telling a joke.

If we select your joke to include in the database, we will reward you with an additional 5 $LOLZ, and include you as the source for the joke (unless you prefer to be anonymous). Post as many jokes as you like, and earn an additional 5 $LOLZ for each joke selected for inclusion.

What We Are Looking For

Any joke can be posted and earn an $LOLZ, although we ask that you stay Safe For Work.

To be selected for inclusion in our database, your joke will need to be -

Clean. LOLZ is kid friendly. Please, no dirty, racial, or potty humor.
Short. We prefer jokes with short setups and punch lines.
Funny! Or at least Punny.

Your joke does not to be original. Any joke you know will do.

Lets get this party started!

Come on people... MAKE US LAUGH!

About LOLZ Token

LOLZ is a Hive engagement token with the mission of spreading laughter and joy on the Hive blockchain. And while the LOLZ Project may have a sense of humor, it is no joke.

LOLZ is the world's first "Proof of Humor" token and is mined when LOLZ holders use the !LOL or !LOLZ command in comments to share a clean joke and tip the author a freshly minted LOLZ token.

Help Support the LOLZ Project

Here are a few ways you can help the LOLZ Project.

Use the !LOL and !LOLZ command often to tip fellow Hive authors.
If one of our jokes makes you smile, consider giving it an upvote! All rewards will be staked to help cover Resource Credit costs for the bot and increase curation value.
Follow @lolztoken and participate in our airdrops, contests, and giveaways.

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theabsolute 3 years ago

I was going to trade in my change but it didn't make any cents

Reblogged and tagging @mineopoly

lolztoken 3 years ago

Perfect! !DROPLOLZ 8

0.00 VYB

lolztoken 3 years ago

What is better than a kick in the teeth?
An LOLZ Airdrop!
@theabsolute - You received a 8.0 $LOLZ airdrop.

0.00 VYB

arpuch 3 years ago

!LOLZ

0.00 VYB

lolzbot 3 years ago

Why should you never brush your teeth with your left hand?
A toothbrush works much better.
_{Credit: reddit}
@theabsolute, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @arpuch
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (1/8)

proto26 3 years ago

!LOLZ

0.00 VYB

lolzbot 3 years ago

I'm glad I know sign language
It's pretty handy.
_{Credit: reddit}
@theabsolute, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @proto26
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (1/1)

0.00 VYB

theabsolute 3 years ago

5 out of 4 people don't understand statistics

0.00 VYB

lolztoken 3 years ago

And I'm one of them! !DROPLOLZ 5

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lolztoken 3 years ago

What is better than a kick in the teeth?
An LOLZ Airdrop!
@theabsolute - You received a 5.0 $LOLZ airdrop.

0.00 VYB

belhaven14 3 years ago

I used to work for a soft drink can crushing company.

It was soda pressing!

0.00 VYB

lolztoken 3 years ago

Nice! !DROPLOLZ 5

0.00 VYB

lolztoken 3 years ago

What is better than a kick in the teeth?
An LOLZ Airdrop!
@belhaven14 - You received a 5.0 $LOLZ airdrop.

0.00 VYB

theabsolute 3 years ago

Why do math teachers have so many babies? Because they know how to multiply

lolztoken 3 years ago

Hahaha! !DROPLOLZ 5

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lolztoken 3 years ago

What is better than a kick in the teeth?
An LOLZ Airdrop!
@theabsolute - You received a 5.0 $LOLZ airdrop.

0.00 VYB

alekst7 3 years ago

!LOLZ

0.00 VYB

lolzbot 3 years ago

Why did the farmer dress his pig in an apron?
Pretty soon he would be bacon.
_{Credit: reddit}
@theabsolute, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @alekst7
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (1/1)

0.00 VYB

manuvert 3 years ago

I'll stay with the same theme again:
How do you make 7 even?
Take away the s.

And reblogged.
Keep up the good work!

0.00 VYB

lolztoken 3 years ago

Nice! !DROPLOLZ 7

0.00 VYB

lolztoken 3 years ago

What is better than a kick in the teeth?
An LOLZ Airdrop!
@manuvert - You received a 7.0 $LOLZ airdrop.

0.00 VYB

arpuch 3 years ago

What did the sink tell the toilet?
You look flushed!

Why do melons have weddings? They cantaloupe!

0.00 VYB

lolztoken 3 years ago

Awesome! !DROPLOLZ 6

0.00 VYB

lolztoken 3 years ago

What is better than a kick in the teeth?
An LOLZ Airdrop!
@arpuch - You received a 6.0 $LOLZ airdrop.

0.00 VYB

arpuch 3 years ago

How do you deal with a fear of speed bumps?
You slowly get over it!

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself?
It was two tired!

theabsolute 3 years ago

!LOLZ

lolzbot 3 years ago

What do sea monsters eat for lunch?
Fish and ships.
_{Credit: reddit}
@arpuch, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @theabsolute
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (1/2)

lolztoken 3 years ago

Oops... lets try this. !DROPLOLZ 9

lolztoken 3 years ago

What is better than a kick in the teeth?
An LOLZ Airdrop!
@arpuch - You received a 9.0 $LOLZ airdrop.

0.00 VYB

lolztoken 3 years ago

And 1 more ... !DROPLOLZ 1

0.00 VYB

lolztoken 3 years ago

What is better than a kick in the teeth?
An LOLZ Airdrop!
@arpuch - You received a 1.0 $LOLZ airdrop.

0.00 VYB

lolztoken 3 years ago

Nice! !DROPLOLZ 11

0.00 VYB

lolztoken 3 years ago

What is better than a kick in the teeth?
An LOLZ Airdrop!
@arpuch - You received a 1.0 $LOLZ airdrop.

0.00 VYB

memehive 3 years ago

Hello. I saw your application to be whitelisted on hiveme.me and I wanted to make sure you knew that you've been approved for the whitelist. Welcome! @memehive looks forward to seeing your meme NFT creations.

Here is a tutorial post to help explain the meme NFT minting process:

https://www.hiveme.me/@holovision/introducing-viral-meme-nft

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lolztoken 3 years ago

Thanks! Now tell us a joke! !LOLZ

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memehive 3 years ago

Q. What did Scotty say when tiny pellets of ice began hitting the USS Enterprise?
A. "Captain, we are being hailed!"

!LOLZ in return.

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lolztoken 3 years ago

That is awesome! !DROPLOLZ 6

0.00 VYB

lolztoken 3 years ago

What is better than a kick in the teeth?
An LOLZ Airdrop!
@memehive - You received a 6.0 $LOLZ airdrop.

0.00 VYB

lolzbot 3 years ago

What did the hotdog say to the bun?
Listen buddy, i'm going to be frank with you.
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolztoken, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @memehive
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (1/4)

0.00 VYB

lolzbot 3 years ago

My dog chewed a hole in my shirt
We have the same taste in clothes.
_{Credit: reddit}
@memehive, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @lolztoken
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (2/10)

0.00 VYB

gangstalking 3 years ago

Electronic-terrorism, voice to skull and neuro monitoring on Hive and Steem. You can ignore this, but your going to wish you didnt soon. This is happening whether you believe it or not. https://ecency.com/fyrstikken/@fairandbalanced/i-am-the-only-motherfucker-on-the-internet-pointing-to-a-direct-source-for-voice-to-skull-electronic-terrorism

0.00 VYB

vaipraonde 3 years ago

Why is the train wheel made of iron and not rubber?

Because if it was rubber, it would erase the line!

0.00 VYB

lolztoken 3 years ago

!LOLZ !DROPLOLZ 5

0.00 VYB

lolzbot 3 years ago

What's the most modern plant?
A courant bush.
_{Credit: reddit}
@vaipraonde, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @lolztoken
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (1/10)

0.00 VYB

lolztoken 3 years ago

What is better than a kick in the teeth?
An LOLZ Airdrop!
@vaipraonde - You received a 5.0 $LOLZ airdrop.

gangstalking 3 years ago

Electronic-terrorism, voice to skull and neuro monitoring on Hive and Steem. You can ignore this, but your going to wish you didnt soon. This is happening whether you believe it or not. https://ecency.com/fyrstikken/@fairandbalanced/i-am-the-only-motherfucker-on-the-internet-pointing-to-a-direct-source-for-voice-to-skull-electronic-terrorism

0.00 VYB

gangstalking 3 years ago

Electronic-terrorism, voice to skull and neuro monitoring on Hive and Steem. You can ignore this, but your going to wish you didnt soon. This is happening whether you believe it or not. https://ecency.com/fyrstikken/@fairandbalanced/i-am-the-only-motherfucker-on-the-internet-pointing-to-a-direct-source-for-voice-to-skull-electronic-terrorism

0.00 VYB

shubhwaj 3 years ago

2 muffins were hanging in together in a microwave

1st Muffin : Aren't you feeling hot in here? I am sweating.

2nd Muffin (turns to the first) : Holy fuck, A talking Muffin 😧

0.00 VYB

lolztoken 3 years ago

!LOLZ thanks for the laugh!

lolzbot 3 years ago

Me and my mates are in a band called Duvet.
We're a cover band.
_{Credit: reddit}
@shubhwaj, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @lolztoken
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (1/10)

0.00 VYB