So how we gonna bang in the Metaverse?

in #metaverse3 years ago

Hi it's me again Chachababe. I had a dream last night. Alright Imma confess to yall. It wasn't a 'dream' dream. Alexa please play Wet Dreamz by Jcole. Yeah yeah I had that dreams last night. You know I live in a Metaverse. I have a bunch of questions but there's one question I've been wondering about. People says we can have sex in the Metaverse. This is way too explicit but I've been questioning this. We basically can do anything just like in real life. But since my question is about how do we have sex in Metaverse, I think I gotta find myself a man for first move.

We can do anything in the Metaverse…

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Buy lands, build houses, set up the character as we want and many more shit. You can be whatever and whoever you want. You can set up your height taller when you're actually a midget like me in real life. Man, this is like a video game type of shit.

Big dicks for everyone

You can even set up your dick bigger so then you can impress and attract Metaverse bitches. You think you may be a big L in real life but a boss or even gangster in the Metaverse. I aint saying this is bullshit but this is a new world we live in now. Can you imagine that we are already exhausted living as we are? Now we have another life in the Metaverse and could be 180° different than what we actually are. This is cool and terrifying at the same time.

Tools to bang in the Metaverse

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We need tools to bang in the Metaverse. VR thing that you have to wear like glasses. The users can literally feel the atmosphere when walking in a city abroad. VR brings sights, sounds, and other sensations through glasses, headsets, and sensor devices such as gloves or controllers. This could be good huh? *smirk. You can literally feel things just like in real life. The difference is that we are just like living in some video game. So back to our very main topic. How do we have sex in the Metaverse? Can we actually do it and feel the atmosphere with only such tools?

Virtual Lover Skills required

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Sex in real life is amazing. No, I take it back. It is not always amazing. It depends on the person, intimacy, and skills. My ex boyfriend is lacking these skills btw. That is the main reason I dumped him. I mean… I want to be happy too. What about you? Do we need such skill in the Metaverse? Well we may find some options just like in The Sims.

From being a shy Sims to actually doing it

When people explain to me about Metaverse, this video game The Sims is like immediately popped up in my head. We set up our character not only one but also could be for our partner. We also be able to have sex there but no, not us but our character. I mean it is a video game duhh! But there is a solution now. For those shy people who want to get a virtual partner, Metaverse is all the way.

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The Sims give us some options. Yeah we could have sex there but we can't even see it. They do it under the blanket. Well, people always find away so there is a cheat code that exists. We can really see our character when they are having sex. But it is boring man. I want to feel it too in my second world life, the Metaverse. As I mentioned in the second paragraph, they made these tools so then we can feel the atmosphere when we are in the metaverse. Like sensual gloves and body suits.

The perfect eat meowmeow-simulation

Question is, can we really like 'feel it' feel it? I may sound brutal here but whatever. I said what I said. Can I really feel it when they sucking my nippies or eating my meowmeow with those tools? Is it gonna give me them feelings like in real life? Do we have to move and pound our body just like we do in real life? Yeah so many questions here. But this is what makes it interesting.

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I actually still have some questions in my head but I want to discuss it with yall. What do you think about this? Do you think this is gonna be fun or affect people be more miserable I mean since those are not real.

Talk to your chachababe ;)

I got twitter too by the way here is the link.

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People are gonna be fucking dragons and unicorns, mark my words.

Dragons and unicorns😂😂😂 thank you for the tip btw! ^.^

lolll chachababe, i like your sense of humor!!!!

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The people doing V2K want me to believe it is this lady @battleaxe Investigate what she has been up to for 5 years. Its the next step to stopping this. Make her prove where she has been for 5 years or where she is now. She is involved deeply with @fyrstikken and his group. Her discord is Battleaxe#1003. I cant say she is the one directly doing the v2k. Make her prove it. They have tried to kill me and are still trying to kill me. I bet nobody does anything at all. Make @battleaxe prove it. I bet she wont. They want me to believe the v2k in me is being broadcasted from her location. @battleaxe what is your location? https://ecency.com/fyrstikken/@fairandbalanced/i-am-the-only-motherfucker-on-the-internet-pointing-to-a-direct-source-for-voice-to-skull-electronic-terrorism

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