What is at stake, and what can you do?
For months on end now, I have sporadically checked a computer, witnessed as a greedy warmonger and cheapskate, my opponent in the upcoming elections for the presidency of the dCity´s. Running without real opposition, that is until now.
What is ever going to happen, you may ask yourself?
Your #dCity could actually start making you a profit! Not Jelly13!
What? What do you have to do?
Come next election day or just now, open up your dCity dashboard and vote for your future! Vote for the future of the dCity s.
Vote for Eythorphoto! As president of the dCities
Who is this Eythorphoto?
A drug addicted boyman in his early forties who currently lives with his Ex-wife after a volatile relationship with a mental patient went sour!
However, that is not all! Eythorphoto is also a world-renowned artist and a play2earn gamer who´s been around the block.
Having led the dCities to and through “The Golden yearz”, a time where the price of a single SIM, other hit the 1$ mark, as well as running on no taxes, and giving away his presidential salaries to new cities, as well as some more established ones as well as his friends.
A truly remarkable figure in dCity politics Eythorphoto went stark raving mad, (Insane), from the pressures of running for office for the first time, a state which he has yet to recover from.
A big announcement, blacklisted by the local centralized media!
Six days ago, a big announcement shook the dCities as the legendary leader of old, Eythorphoto made the decision to run once more, “The time has come for me to lead us forward my friends and colleagues.” A bold Eythorphoto is claimed to have shouted at a man in a local supermarket!
Then he proceeded with a typical “Eythorphoto overkill” to actually kill a Bystanding supporter, kinda "in the heat of it!" a tired but wasted Eythorphoto later reasoned, to his victim's widow, which he also later got pregnant with a MF Bastard.
Lol!
As Eythorphoto announced his running, not a word was published in any local media at all, not unsurprisingly, Mr.Eythorphoto proceeded to puke violently then became sick for three days, then depressed for another three, not actively working at all at getting the word out!
That, and the current corrupt fat cat bureaucrats currently doing a term as well as leading the run for repeating 14 days more in the dCities Purple houz of the prez”, the residency and home of the current sitting dCity president.
That's right! The same moF+er who´s been F´in you in the A** is ALSO CURRENTLY THE LEADING CANDIDATE! THIS IS A JOKE! THIS IS A FARCE! I WILL PUT A STOP TO THIS CRAZY SOVIET STYLE CORRUPTION!
With your help dear voter, we can defeat the Jelly´s and their vile party of Autocracy and bullying. All you have to do, is VOTE FOR EYTHORPHOTO AS PREZIDENT!
VOTE FOR EYTHORPHOTO AS PREZIDENT!
Sincerely, Your friend, and weird nephew.
Mr Eythorphoto!