I've lost count at this point, how many times people who support the Don love to tout the "fact" that the Trumpster himself was/is the only anti-war president we've ever had.
I mean, if you only ignore the upscaling of all the wars under his watch, and the rhetoric that almost got us into other military conflicts, I guess so. In other words; It makes perfect sense if you don't think about it.
Donnie likes bigly stuff
As we all know, Donnie has bigly thoughts and those bigly thoughts tell him cool things like you wouldn't believe. And, because we know that his way of thinking is as simple as macaroni and cheese, we can deduce his reasoning almost without the fear of misrepresenting him.
I can imagine this scene as if someone filmed it for me and I'm just recalling it from memory:
Trump sitting down looking at a World Map and realizing there's a chunk of land that looks pretty big on there. It's also between America and Europe.
He's sitting down deep in thought wondering if there's a way we can just take it.
Then, he let's the bigly ideas come out of his mouth. His advisors have to pretend there's merit to said ideas, you know, kiss some posterior for good measure.
Some explain how Greenland belongs to the Danish crown, and possibly how it's not that big as the map portrays, but none of that registers.
QUICK, TO THE BALCONY!
With the agility of a wounded tapir he reaches for his phone to announce on Truth Social and Twitter his "genius" plan.
His loyal subjects, those who loved the fact that Trump would never start a war scream cheers of approval.
The beer wenches appear out of nowhere with trays full of good o'l alcohol to celebrate the new Imperialistic ideals.
Like I'm five, please
Someone tell me how I could shutdown my brain for a second and accept this like a sane idea.
If there's anyone out there who thinks the Danish crown is going to be handing Greenland to the US because Donnie is just cool and what have you, please comment below. I need a personal loan, about 10k for something real quick, I can pay next week.
It's not about ideals
That is my conclusion and there's little someone can show me to change my mind at this point.
A serious man or woman for that matter, forges his or her life according to ideals, to ideas that are not to be trifled with.
The importance of personal freedoms, the ideal of peace and prosperity can't and should not be suspended because "someone is cool" or anything of the sort.
The Don says something today, his loyal subjects cheer and claim to the winds that Donnie truly represents them, that he is a man who understands the American way; Only to pull a switcharoo the likes of which have never been seen, like you wouldn't believe (please read that with a Trump impression).
What's the Tally then?
As far as I can tell and from where I'm standing we are destined to have at least diplomatic conflicts, if not worse with the following countries:
- Mexico
- Iran
- Denmark
- Canada
- Panama
We are going to take their shit, the canals, their land and such because 'Merica first or something.
Like I said...
It makes perfect sense if you don't think about it.
MenO