Dear @psyberx, I Hate You...

in #psyberx3 years ago

You made me destroy my "New Month's Resolution" (You can read about that here: "An Alternative to New Year's Resolutions").
I was minding my own business a couple months ago. I was prepping for my New Month's Resolution for January. If you've read my post above, you know that my New Year's goal for 2022 was to make $1,000/month passively through Hive and investments on Hive by the end of the year. My January resolution was to make $100/month by the end of the month (this means about $3.33/day on average). I was doing so well. Then I saw this:

I am a gaming addict, @psyberx, and you hit me at my very center. You tempted a gaming addict. Who does that???

Then, after seeing the video, I saw that you were going to just give away crates that held 5 NFTs per crate...crates that you said you were going to sell when the game started, but no....no no no...you wanted to give them away to those who are holding 200K LVL...so what did I do?

I bought 1,000,000. The price started at 0.0004 Hive per LVL when I first started buying...then just like all game developers who make an amazingly awesome, addictive game, you told other people...I can't believe you'd do that to me! The price went up. and up...and up! In the matter of just 2 months, the price has gone from 0.0004 to 0.0034. That's 800% in 2 months and the green candles just keep coming! Pretty soon, I found I wasn't the only one buying...
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To make matters worse, you said that because the marketplace wasn't finished yet in the game, you were going to make it 2 crates...2 crates per 200K LVL that one held on average over a 60-day period, which means now that I own 1 million LVL, I'm going to get 10 of these crates per month until the promotional crates are all given out! That's terrible!!! Now I need to buy more LVL!!!

We need to break up...like a predator, you lured me into the discord channel where you started posting sneak peeks of the game, NFT's, and other things a gaming addict just can't handle and you knew it!

February 6, you're releasing a video that will just build more fervor and you haven't given me the chance to buy another 1M LVL before everyone else goes in there and brings the price up to 0.01 Hive per LVL...and the game hasn't even come out, yet!

For more punishment, you then told me...and everyone else, you dirty little...that on Feb 20, you'd be doing an AMA. I thought it meant you ama me...you know...you love me...but no...you meant, "Ask Me ANYTHING!!!" How dare you open our relationship up to everyone. I thought I was addicted to your game alone!

Listen, I know that this blockchain...Hive...will hold this post for everyone to see forever, so just between you and me...I hate you! I'm breaking up...and buying more LVL. I'll see you on the grounds in Q2 with some gnarly NFT's to blast a cap in your ...
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(source: discord-ok'd by the one and only @psyberx, the low down, dirty, little...himself)

Boy, I hope no one reads this and buys any more of my precious LVL...it's mine!

MINE!!!

^^^Not financial advice^^^ I own over 1M LVL...you figure out what you want to spend your money on, on your own time...

This is what @psyberx told me:
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(used with permission)

This is from a week ago: https://peakd.com/psyberx/@laritheghost/let-me-get-you-up-to-speed-psyberx from @laritheghost

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