Today Trump get's sworn in as the 47th president, and this being the case, makes it a fitting day to grift a little bit more.
The Trumps
Melania .- Donald... my friends call me and say to me that you are making money with the bitcoins. How is this possible? How does this work?
Don .- Listen honey... I have to pay back some favors, that's all I'm doing.. OK? No biggie, OK?
Melania .- Not OK Donald, I want to make bitcoins for me and Barron too. What if you have problems again? I want to be more secure with this life
Don.- Ok, let me call someone, gimme a minute, OK? Go back to the hotel, I'll call you when it's done... OK? Please, Ok? I'm working right now, I'm doing very important things, OK?
Melania .- You best do this right Donald..
The Don walks into the room, and pickups the office phone...
Hey... Sam... listen I need a little favor from you, it won't take you more than 10 minutes to do. It's Melania, she's busting my chops, and you owe me big too. Remember?
five minutes later...
Sam addresses his dev team:
Guys, we need to launch $MELANIA coin tomorrow, and setup the rug pull properly... Ok?
Just spoke with the Don and he's asking for this personally, he expects us to deliver... Let me know when we are ready to go so I can call him back... OK?
CHOP CHOP!
On a serious note
What a crazy time to be alive in, you know. One would think that there's some sort of karma at play here or something, because otherwise none of this makes too much sense.
At any rate, the gambles playing $TRUMP have seen their fair share of wreckage as of this morning, when tons of them jumped on $Melania for the ride up.
The difference for me is that today I don't feel bad for them.
How does that saying go? Play stupid games, win stupid prizes?
The sobs
When the sad stories of people losing their homes, their marriages and what have you come out, as I'm sure they eventually will; I'm probably going to feel absolutely nothing.
Oh wow.. someone farted, what a shock.
Anywho
The day is young still, hours until the orange lord is officially our lord again, and I'm sure the surprises don't stop there. I'm sure more crazy things will happen before the day is over.
MenO