in #life3 years ago

That image almost got the "meh, looks like a quiet Sunday" response, until I saw the big plastic gallon jugs on the right-hand side there 😂

Missed a few years myself, still not hit 30 yet, not jaded at all. Bring on 2022!

If you require any further details, please feel free to ask.
I'll will, to the best of my ability, give you as many graphic details as you need , until you either nip off the the bathroom for ten minutes, or vomit copiously over the keyboard*.

ps. go on then, hit me with the depravity! What's the most rotten thing you saw while you were out giving it large in the UK?

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Alcohol was only ever consumed after serious partying once home...! (you amateur!lol)

I'll skip the 'UK' part, almost of my partying was done elsewhere...

rotten ?...you mean depraved?

One seriously depraved experience I saw involved 2 girls and line of guys in a toilets in a very, very grotty nightclub ....They all seemed to be having very nice time though, so it's all good....That was in Holland, I think (maybe Germany)...ah, happy days....
Me and my girlfriend were just spectators at that particular event...(you did say 'saw' and 'not participated in')

I have a very long list.
(and like I said in the post - I'm sure many of them are complete wiped from memory).

Maybe it's time to do some nsfw ...'fiction' on here...

Knock knock...
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Alcohol was only ever consumed after serious partying once home...! (you amateur!lol)

My point to the gallon jugs was a nod to the H20 lifeforce! lol
And "rotten" was meant to be a clever nod to Lydon 😎

(Just woke up mind, no coffee yet, maybe I've lost the plot!)

Maybe it's time to do some nsfw ...'fiction' on here...

Intrigued, get a tag thought up, I'll definitely be reading (maybe even throw in a few stories myself)

What's the difference between a rain gutter and a clumsy outfielder?
One catches drops, the other drops catches.

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