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OMG a talkin dog!

I know exactly where I can put that stick. Wow is that ever going to bring back some memories...

And yes, the calm. At least for the holidays, hopefully.

Glad to hear Dawggo is one of your several languages :)

And SO pleased you know where to put sticks - many Hyumis don't have a clue!

Here's a lil' xmas cracker joke I made up for my pal Sam who threw a party last week on this Chain. For your (happy I hope) memories:

Why did Santa's kitchen Dawg burst into tears?

coz the pans were all non-stick innit!

Why did Santa's wife file for divorce?

Because every time she told a joke, Santa would just yell and call her a ho. (Ho! Ho! Ho!)

OH OH oh.....and this Dawg thought Santa was into reindeer ....dOH!

Reindeer eat mushrooms that give them a buzz. That's where this whole concept of 'flying reindeer' comes from, some say. Seems legit.

The Sami drink reindeer piss and get high, seems legit! My Hyumi takes 'em with fresh fruit juice - might be where the concept of the 'flying boat' comes from, but I couldn't tellya fo sho :).
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