(That's how take-out got their debut. Before Cracker Jack, everyone enjoyed meals together under the same roof. There wasn't any traffic, either, people walked everywhere and then one thing led to another and eventually the neighbor kid and the kid behind him couldn't go to the fire cuz it was a school night so someone's mom took Cracker Jacks to their house but her delivery route kept getting longer and loonger and looonnger and now there's global warming)
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Nah, it's true. Drive-thru windows, too, which led to obesity, et cetera, all Cracker Jack's fault.
So global warming, broken printers, drive-thru windows, obesity, and now Cracker Jill are all Cracker Jack's fault? Poor Jack, pimple penis and all.
I'm surprised they kept the word "cracker," but I suppose using terms that are derogatory to white people are not on anyone's word hit list.