Punday Monday 368!

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Welcome to Punday Monday!

tl;dr

Make a pun about the topic of the week,
This week’s topic is plants!
Here's how to make a pun, if you don't know: https://peakd.com/contest/@improv/puns-and-prizes-learn-to-pun-easy-fun-anybody-can-be-a-hit-at-parties

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How To Make a Pun

This contest is open to everyone. Here's a handy dandy guide on how to make a pun: Learn to Pun

Rules for the PUN-test:

  • If you hope to win a prize [1 100% upvote per punster, 2 HSBI for a win), your pun must be your original work
  • Puns must be relevant to the topic of the week to win a prize, but they can be very loosely related.

Last Week's Punday Monday:

Here is last week's Punday Monday, and all the puns that were eligible to win this week are in the comments!

Hang on to your PUNderwear. The Winner of This Week's PUNday Monday Is...

OH, WAS THAT NOT ENOUGH POMP AND CIRCUMSTANCE FOR YOU?

How’s THIS:

DRUMROLL PLEASE…..

@itwithsm

This Week's Pun Topic Is:

plants

As in,
When the carrot was mad at the tree for pushing him out of his home, he took up therapeutic gardening, which helped him get to the root of the problem.

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The sun smiled on my Apple tree and they became healthier

Which vegetable in my dad's garden is the scariest?

The ghost pepper! 👻 🌶️

I have a friend who has a problem with the reefers-you know, he's always out collecting pollen in the early morning mist, he's a real dew/bee brother.
I think he might have a problem, he said that he goes through more trees than Paul Bunyan and Sonny Bono combined!

I'm thinking about starting a gardening business...I just need some seed money!

I've lived in South America my whole life. It's beautiful, but could use some more diversity in it's plant life...I've been pining to see the trees in the northern hemisphere my whole life!

Why did the star wars intergalactic republic always produce the fanciest botanical gardens in the entire universe?

Because they mastered the art of making clones!
(Sorry for a star wars prequel era joke)

The clone wars are mentioned oh-so-briefly in the original, so we'll instead assume that it's just a very niche joke.

I asked night cafe to create the image of a rubber plant reaching into a tire factory (aka a rubber plant) and planting a rubber plant to spy on the rubber plant.

I then realized that my interpretation of the prompt was even too foolish for AI to comprehend. Here is the best image

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Don't you get it? My plan was a plant planting a plant in a plant!

Never mind. I've learned through the years that it is best to keep puns to oneself.

!LOL

What did the Buddhist say at the sandwich shop?
Make me one with everything.

Credit: reddit
@improv, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of yintercept

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Flower you make my heart blossom, I'm so frond of you!

Leaf it to me to come up with the most unoriginal puns this week...

Which tree is the saddest and most emo of them all?

A weeping willow!