What I see: A pelican with a striking pale salmon-colored beak and striking chocolate-edged wings that look like a spaghetti-strap dress
What I feel: That bird is looking at us look at her and thinking, "Yeah, I know you know I look good!"
I don't know who told y'all pelicans can't be fashionable!
Y'all see my natural-born haute couture – I see you looking!
I'm fit for the air, the sea, and the fashion runway!
I am ready for my chocolate-clad closeup!
And you thought only penguins were ready for the red carpet? HA!
