meesterboom in #life • 14 hours agoTwo and a HalfBlummin eck, it's quiet today. I called out cheerily to the lonely-looking Personal Trainer mooching around the crash mats as if imagining himself jumping frmeesterboom in #life • 5 days agoBring On The EschatonHey Daddy, can you help me put together this toy from Uncle D? The Little Boom yelled as he ran into the living room dragging a big yellow box. I rolled my eyes…meesterboom in #life • 11 days agoVenom JugsRight guys, who's feeling CRAAAZY?! Rumpled Milkskin roared rather unnecessarily at our table on the Christmas night out. I looked at him. He had had one too manmeesterboom in #life • 21 days agoReacherYes lass, I am just cutting through the park. Be home in five minutes. I put my phone away and smiled to myself. It was the weekend, it was nearly December and Christmasmeesterboom in #life • last monthArcherExcuse me, do you have a name tag? A reedy voice piped nasally at me like a baby alligator squealing in a sock. I looked up from my laptop to see which type of neer-do-well was haunting mymeesterboom in #life • last monthThe Witch QueenHola mi novia, ¿cuándo hay un cenicero en el cielo? I nodded knowingly to my Good Lady and gave her the cheeky wink which implied some chorizo might be forthcoming in her bean stew. *Mimeesterboom in #life • 3 months agoCaribouYou will love this place my guy, I can't believe you have never been! I stuffed random toiletries into a suitcase in preparation for our holiday to Ibiza at the weekend.meesterboom in #life • 3 months agoApplesYooohooo! I have arrived and I have apples! A voice resembling an Ostrich being soundly ridden by a bear carried through the house. I looked up from where I sat at the tabmeesterboom in #life • 3 months agoGrurpDaddy, I am really nervous about my operation tomorrow. The Little Lady looked up at me from her bed, her eyes wide with a hint of fear like a woodlouse exposed to the sun.meesterboom in #life • 4 months agoThe Whisky ThiefGuys, can you come to my office please? I shook my head as I read the Teams message that had popped up on my screen. Fucking El-Jefe. He had become insufferable lately. Despite the ravameesterboom in #life • 4 months agoEarly SparkinI tapped furiously away at my keyboard. I hadn't posted in a while and it seemed that whilst I had been post-free Hive had gone up in flames. People were pointing angrily at each other, bameesterboom in #life • 4 months agoScratchedWhere do you want it mate? Said the delivery man with a cheeky nod as if he were thinking I might reply with some butt-cheeked innuendo. I gave him a stern look before motioning at a smeesterboom in #life • 5 months agoThe SparkHey, chick? You have a moment? I approached the Good Lady in the kitchen where I hung seductively like a sex python from the door frame. She looked up at me from tmeesterboom in #life • 5 months agoTake It OutDaddy, daddy. Look at me, look at me!! The Little Boom came running into the garden where I was enjoying some rays contemplating the ineffability of existencmeesterboom in #life • 5 months agoA Malice In MallaigIsn't this just perfect? For once the Good Lady wasn't folding clothes or threatening me with a rolling pin but instead was looking out at thmeesterboom in #life • 5 months agoMoo MooWell my friends, this is it. Ben Nevis. The tallest mountain in Scotland, indeed, the tallest in the UK! Everyone got out of the car and looked up at the not very impressimeesterboom in #life • 5 months agoNot Saturday BeerIt's not Saturday and it's beer!! Hurrah for the beer. Being on holiday my days have blended into one big long day with sleeps and beers interspersed between. Which is no bad thinmeesterboom in #life • 6 months agoNothing MattersThe Summer holidays had arrived and I was chilling in the living room. The Little Lady was nearby hanging upside down like a bat from the back of the couchmeesterboom in #life • 6 months agoFalloutHey baby, fancy switching things up a little? I grabbed my Good Lady by the hips and attempted to drive her as if she were a tractor in a muddy field. *Git... Git bloodymeesterboom in #life • 6 months agoFalling DownIt was in the shady depths of Discord that Prawny of the Shits approached me. First, it was a friend request which I gladly accepted. After all, who could refuse
