PostsCommentsmeesterboom in #life • 9 days agoStorm EowynThe red warnings were out. Storm Euoqewwn was officially hitting the fair city of Glasgow. Storm Euoqewwn, an odd name for a storm. It might seem hard to pronounce but you just…meesterboom in #life • 25 days agoFly Me To The MoonIt was a few days after the New Year. As tradition had stipulated for the Scots, I had been outrageously drunk many times. Indeed, it could be said thatmeesterboom in #life • last monthThe HanishAre you sure you can't stay in tonight? The Good Lady was wearing a party dress, boots and stirring at a pot on the hob. Whilst I found this scene witchily allurimeesterboom in #life • last monthAnd With Strange Aeons...It was time for the annual Transport Museum visit. A time celebrated among the Boom's each year. Some said it was a shit time. Others that it was a waste of a hangover...meesterboom in #life • last monthSanta's ComingHo ho ho... Merry Christmas! I hooted in the Good Lady's ear before giving her a resounding smack on the booty. Will you bloody stop slapping my arse?! The *meesterboom in #life • last monthTwo and a HalfBlummin eck, it's quiet today. I called out cheerily to the lonely-looking Personal Trainer mooching around the crash mats as if imagining himself jumping frmeesterboom in #life • 2 months agoBring On The EschatonHey Daddy, can you help me put together this toy from Uncle D? The Little Boom yelled as he ran into the living room dragging a big yellow box. I rolled my eyes…meesterboom in #life • 2 months agoVenom JugsRight guys, who's feeling CRAAAZY?! Rumpled Milkskin roared rather unnecessarily at our table on the Christmas night out. I looked at him. He had had one too manmeesterboom in #life • 2 months agoReacherYes lass, I am just cutting through the park. Be home in five minutes. I put my phone away and smiled to myself. It was the weekend, it was nearly December and Christmasmeesterboom in #life • 2 months agoArcherExcuse me, do you have a name tag? A reedy voice piped nasally at me like a baby alligator squealing in a sock. I looked up from my laptop to see which type of neer-do-well was haunting mymeesterboom in #life • 3 months agoThe Witch QueenHola mi novia, ¿cuándo hay un cenicero en el cielo? I nodded knowingly to my Good Lady and gave her the cheeky wink which implied some chorizo might be forthcoming in her bean stew. *Mimeesterboom in #life • 4 months agoCaribouYou will love this place my guy, I can't believe you have never been! I stuffed random toiletries into a suitcase in preparation for our holiday to Ibiza at the weekend.meesterboom in #life • 4 months agoApplesYooohooo! I have arrived and I have apples! A voice resembling an Ostrich being soundly ridden by a bear carried through the house. I looked up from where I sat at the tabmeesterboom in #life • 5 months agoGrurpDaddy, I am really nervous about my operation tomorrow. The Little Lady looked up at me from her bed, her eyes wide with a hint of fear like a woodlouse exposed to the sun.meesterboom in #life • 5 months agoThe Whisky ThiefGuys, can you come to my office please? I shook my head as I read the Teams message that had popped up on my screen. Fucking El-Jefe. He had become insufferable lately. Despite the ravameesterboom in #life • 5 months agoEarly SparkinI tapped furiously away at my keyboard. I hadn't posted in a while and it seemed that whilst I had been post-free Hive had gone up in flames. People were pointing angrily at each other, bameesterboom in #life • 6 months agoScratchedWhere do you want it mate? Said the delivery man with a cheeky nod as if he were thinking I might reply with some butt-cheeked innuendo. I gave him a stern look before motioning at a smeesterboom in #life • 6 months agoThe SparkHey, chick? You have a moment? I approached the Good Lady in the kitchen where I hung seductively like a sex python from the door frame. She looked up at me from tmeesterboom in #life • 6 months agoTake It OutDaddy, daddy. Look at me, look at me!! The Little Boom came running into the garden where I was enjoying some rays contemplating the ineffability of existencmeesterboom in #life • 7 months agoA Malice In MallaigIsn't this just perfect? For once the Good Lady wasn't folding clothes or threatening me with a rolling pin but instead was looking out at th
