Hey guys, @baby.magic here and I'm back with another story that will surely put a smile on all of your faces. But before we get to that, I just wanna say thank you to everyone who read my last article, I didn't expect it was gonna be a hit. So thank you, you know who you are.
Although my other articles are just as funny if not funnier though. But you be the judge of that. There's a link of it at the end of this post.
Now, let's begin..
My son (Coco) and I don't live in the same area because my wife works in a different city. So we only talk via FB Messenger and a couple of days ago when I was chatting with him I asked for a picture of himself 'coz I was gonna use it in this article.
So I waited for him to send me his picture, right? But it was taking too long so I decided to check on other people's post on Hive.
I was reading some articles and then I realized that an hour had passed by so I went to check on him to see if he's already sent me his selfie.
I checked....
...and there was nothing.
"Why am I not surprised. He's doing it again." I said.
One thing you need to know about my son is that, if I tell him to do something and he's doing something else. I don't expect him to do it right away. But eventually he would do it.
But if it was his Mom, he'd do it right away.
Mama's Boy!
So I just went back to reading articles.
The next day, I've totally forgotten about the picture 'coz I was so busy promoting my newly posted article "My Cousin Tells Me I Should Work for NASA" and I was doing some house chores too.
Yeah that's right, I do house chores 'coz that's where my cigarette money comes from.
An Intro for Cigarette Money for Chain-smokers
I'm actually thinking of making a sign that says..
WILL WORK FOR CIGARETTES.
You know,...
... just in case.
Now back to my story.
So Saturday comes and there's a new message from my son. And like any good father would do, I check on my son to see what's up.
And I saw his selfie.
Now, I've totally forgotten about this so I was a bit confused unto why he would send me a selfie and so I read our previous conversation and I remembered that I asked him for a recent picture of himself.
I also remembered that this was (Thursday) 2 days ago..
... and it was already Saturday.
It took him 2 DAYS before he decided to take a selfie of himself and send it to me.
2 Freakin' Days!!
Photo taken from my phone
If it was his Mom, he would have done it right away.
Yeah I know,.. I know... he was in his mother's womb for 9 months and they shared the same umbilical cord but I was the one who planted the seed.
Children can be biased sometimes.
But I love my son, even though he doesn't always do what I tell him to do.(Not right away that is)
Photo taken from my phone
Now, I wanna share to you a funny story about my son and I when we were still living under the same roof. We were in the living room and this is how the story goes...
So I went to the living room to watch TV and I see that my son was lying there in the sofa playing his video game.
[Sounds familiar? if you've read my intro then you'd know what i mean]
I noticed that the remote was near where he was. So I told him...
Me: Hey son, can you pass me the remote?
Coco: I'm a little busy right now Dad.
[playing his video game]
Me: But it's right there, it's like 1 feet away from you.
Coco: (Ignoring me while playing his video game)
Me: You don't have to get up. Just pick it up and throw it to me.
Coco: [Pretending he didn't hear what I said]
So it's always like this with my son. He always makes me wait before he'd do what I tell him.
So I waited...
[Video game music playing in the background]
And waited...
I was looking at him and he looked like he had no plans at all on giving me the remote.
So I just gave up and get the remote myself. And I said to him..
Me: So I guess I have to do everything in this house, MYSELF ha!?
A little irate I turned on the TV and changed the channel to sports. And then I placed the remote close to me.
So I was watching a game(basketball) when my wife joins us and she tells me..
Wife: Can you change the channel?
I wanna watch K-Drama.
So I told her...
Me: I'm watching a game. Maybe later.
[Insistent on watching her show she goes to my son and says..]
Wife: Coco honey, can you please pass me the remote? It's a bit far from me.
And my son was like..
Coco: Okay, Mom! Just give me 1 sec..
And my son stops playing his game,..
stands up,....
gets the remote...
and gives it to his Mom.
Coco: Here you go, Mom.
Wife: Thanks honey, you're an angel.
Then my son goes back to playing his video game smiling.
Me: Wait, what? What just happened?😮😮
Confused about what I just saw I asked myself, "How the hell did she do that?" The remote was like 5 feet away from him.😲😲
When I asked him for the remote earlier it was just 1 feet away from him but he still wouldn't do it. But with his Mom, even though it was far from him, he'd do it right away.
And I wasn't even bothered that my wife changed the channel to her Korean drama show, I was just riddled.
So I was thinking about it for like 5 minutes trying to figure out how she did it and I said to myself maybe because my wife asked him nicely.
So I thought I'd give it a try.
[So I ask him nicely]
Me: Coco honey, can you please get me some water? Im a little thirsty.
D'you know what he said to me?
He says..
Coco: I'm a little busy right now Dad. Go get it yourself.
[Hearing my son's response got me really disappointed.. so I wanted to give him a sermon.]
Me: 😠😠You know you really shouldn't talk to your father like...
Wife: Oh, stop it! I'll get it for you.
Me: 😠😠That's why he acts like that 'coz you're always taking his side!!
Wife: He's just a kid. What are you gonna do about it?
So I looked at my son and all I could do was grumble.
[GRUMBLING]
"If it was me, it's..
"I'm a little busy right now Dad"
but if it was his Mom, it's..
"Okay, Mom! Just give me 1 sec"
I just don't know how Mother's do it. Even if you ask your kids nicely they still won't do what you tell them. Unless of course we used
[I was in the middle of writing this article when my Father called me and said..]
Photo taken from my phone
Dad: Hey, Carlo!
Me: What?
Dad: Why don't you make yourself useful and go wash the dishes.
Me: I'm a little busy right now Dad.
[Then my Mom joins the conversation]
Mom: Carlo, honey! Can you please wash the dishes for me? I'm a little tired.
Me: Okay, Mom! Just give me 1 sec..
?
Dad: Mama's Boy!
[Dad grumbling in vernacular]
Photo of my Mom taken from my phone
Photo of the dishes taken from my phone
Photo of me with the dishes taken from my phone
And that's the end of the story.
Well I hope you enjoyed reading this article and if you want more funny stories similar to this then let me know in the comments section. Also, if you like the content please support me by giving me an upvote, follow me so you'd be notified on my latest post and don't forget to tell your friends about it by re.blogging this post.
And my name is @baby.magic & that's it for now. Jah bless!
More funny articles:
Barber Shop Stories - Part 1
My Cousin Tells Me I Should Work for NASA
