Sarcasm, the very foundation of the human race, I honestly don't know how we'd have made it this far without sarcasm. Most people would say being sarcastic means you're arrogant but if we take the words of a race that has just made sex a sport then we have failed as a civilization.
Side note
Human beings have thought the biggest eggplant is one grown by an English farmer that weighs 3,362 kg, that was until they discovered @blanchy's weaner.
Now that that's out of the way, where were we?
I honestly feel like getting married to a sarcastic person will be one of my life goals, next to world domination and inventing an app that gives actual fucks.
I'm not very sarcastic but I'm beautiful so I'm set for life, I'm talking about the rest of you, try to be sarcastic.
Job interviewer: Why should we hire you?
Me: Because I applied?
or a waiter coming to my table at a restaurant
Waiter: Are you here to eat?
Me: No, the brothel was closed so up so I thought I'd come have sex here.
I love sarcastic people, they make me laugh. Another surprising thing is that most sarcastic people are good-looking, all of them except my senior brother, if he didn't have me in his life, he'd have nothing.
Growing up in a Nigerian home pretty much meant you couldn't be sarcastic. Why you may ask. Well, you didn't ask but I'm still going to tell you anyways. My mum was basically old-fashioned and I'm not just talking about the clothes she wore so trying to be sarcastic around her meant certain death. I used to have two senior brothers, now I have one. why?
Mum: Why do you always wait till I complain before you do something?
My senior brother: Because my life wouldn't be complete without your constant complaining.
And that was the last time he was heard of. So Like most Nigerian kids, we had to learn how to be sarcastic from the next best, Squidward Tentacles, man I love that guy.
In regards to my post yesterday, I am yet to see a good picture of anybody which proves my point, people can't be pretty and smart, it defies the laws of physics. The day I see a handsome comedian is the day pigs start to fly.
On a totally different note, how do you spell egg horse ted, like I'm so tired and ex horse ted.
