My Take on the Mike Tyson vs Jake Paul Fight: Boobs!

in #hive-1641662 days ago

Like so many guys who watched that fight, I tried to look away, but I was watching the fight so how do you look away from something you are watching?

What a futile exercise.

Damn, those were nice boobs, though.

Some other interesting boobs take from the fight night was this was the first time I was watching a female boxing match. You know, the match that came before the main event. The Taylor vs Sorrano match.

I was going to be a good boy and see what a female boxing match is supposed to look like but I kept thinking, yo, this referee gets to touch these girls' boobs every now and then, not as a creep or sexual partner, but just as part of the job.

You know how boxers hug and clinch during the match and the referee has to step in and break it by pushing them away. If you watch the guys fight you'll find out it just so happens the referee has no option but to place his hands on their chests.

That was the case here. This dude was placing his hands on boobs and he was just doing his job. Just another day at the office. Just Tuesday.

How many of you can say your job has to do with placing their hands on boobs every now and then, eh?

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Is this how it is for all the female fights? Is it always a male referee? It's supposed to be only female referees because imagine the battle it might be sometimes, depending on the type of boobs the fighters have.

It was a little less creepy because the referee had to use the back of his hand every time but switching to the front of your hand is the easiest move for the human hand, and when it is that easy the temptation has gotta be more difficult to surmount.

The poor referee 😉.


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