Only the "Boomster" could combine an obscenely-posed Santa doll, leathery private parts, and a hairy dogs "arse" (Ass, to my fellow Yanks), into a ribald (we need to use that word more, don't we?), but charming Christmas Eve tale. Drink one for me 'B'! And be sure to grope the missus under the mistletoe!
But not her toes mind you, unless you're into that sort of thing! :)
