I dunno meesterboom! Thas five penises in a post (kinda like bees in a bonnet rite?) has got to be some kind of piddly record!
Now we could've substituted: schlong, or dong, or wiggly-wong for just a touch of phallic variety. But you mustn't touch the bloody member after handling hot things!
And there's yet another one what wormed it's way in: Member... EGADS! :)
