So a few of my old pairs of pants are bit on the 'worn' side. Some have substantial holes in the crutch and arse area, and so are for everyday wear not ideal.
However it struck me that I can still use these for running... I mean even for a long run
On the function of pants
I guess the number one reason is that they hold your cock and balls in place, stop them jiggling around and all. Actually this particular function is just as essential for running as it is for a workaday or social life.
Thankfully none of my old pants have holes in the front, more like underneath, so they still keep everything in place, so FINE!
A second useful function, if you're inclined to bladder leaks post-piss or if you just don't shake properly, is that pants soak up those last few drops of piss and stop your trousers from getting piss-stained, unless of course there is so much excess piss that it soaks through two layers.
Thankfully with running this isn't an issue, I don't normally stop for a piss half way round and in any case with black shorts and running no one would notice piss stained shorts anyway.
A barrier against shitting yourself....
Or just soaking up wet fart juice. I mean one would hope that your average adult would know well in advance when an oncoming fart is likely to become a full blown shit or even be wet enough to elicit some juice, in which case one could head to to toilet.
But at least with pants you have the option of allowing them to soak up some of that juice from a wet fart if you're mid-conversation and can lay-a-slient-one-off without anyone noticing.
Pants with back holes wouldn't allow this of course as the juice would flow through to the trousers which could leave embarrassing shit stains.
Again, while running, I haven't yet shit myself and I don't remember any wet-fart experiences, and having back and crutch holes does mean this is a risk-factor, however again black shorts mitigate the visibility of this state becoming public, as does the running fact again, it's very unlikely anyone would notice shit stained shorts if they are black.
So again, holy pants are fine!
Or is it worth it....?
I figure it is... I mean even though I'd only be wearing the holy pants for say an hour at a time, rather than for a full day, so I'm not stretching the usage that much more, I guess that running is one of the more intensive activities that would wear pants out faster.
Hence by wearing one's old, holy pants while running one is saving the wear on newer pants, which you can save for your day to day living and without holes your at much lower risk of embarrassing piss or shit stains showing through and your genitals are better nestled.
NOTE
I do mean UNDER not just running in pants!
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