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How many egomaniacs does it take to screw in a light bulb?
One, they hold the bulb while the world revolves around them.

Credit: marshmellowman
@noctury, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @aliveprojects

Have you tried the !gif !lolz !meme combo? It is a wall of fun!
(3/10)

@noctury! You Are Alive so I just staked 0.1 $ALIVE to your account on behalf of @aliveprojects. (3/30)

The tip has been paid for by the We Are Alive Tribe through the earnings on @alive.chat, feel free to swing by our daily chat any time you want.