All my life I have been living in Aba Abia state and I thought am a city babe little did I know that babe get levels, Omo when I arrived in Lagos I now say that my level of babe is different from that of Aba and I shock, let me explain more
Remember I just got married so two things involved am the latest wife and the high level babe for my mind, I didn't know that I was a mugu when compared to Lagos babe.
First disgrace was my dressing.
It was Sunday morning and our first day of service so I had my bath and dressed up, in my mind I was thinking that am hot like hot hot and no one is going to dress to my level and honestly no one did because am out of track, little did I know that the combination of my clothing and shoe is out of the way and my human hair was known as sponge here in Lagos.
I left home to service and was doing shakara I was full of myself not knowing people were saying:
E be like say this one come from the village oooo Meaning that am a local babe meanwhile I was thinking am the hottest.
To make it worse I didn't see anyone with my type of hair so that made me to believe that am the hottest.
After few days, I got a new friend and we were discussing she just said to me "Please do not combine more than 3 colors code in your dressing because it's out of point" I was like ahhhhhhh are you for real, she continued by saying "and that your wig abeg na sponge, is better you just weave your natural hair than wearing that sponge"
I just screamed heeeeeeeeewwww was that the reason why people were gazing at me and they will be saying chai this one doesn't know whats upooooo.
Na so I still continued to disgrace my village people.
After few weeks I got a job on the island and I was very happy so the first morning I dressed up to my best of ability but now I wasn't feeling that am a hot babe I was humbly, I left for work as I just got to the gate the security guy welcomed me and I walked in, I was paying attention to what the security guy was telling his friend so the next thing I heard was " E be like say she no get mirror for house " haaaaaaaaaa I immediately I knew something was wrong with my dressing so I approached the receptionist and asked her, she told me that you don't combine check trouser or skirt with flowered top and I was wearing red check with red flowered top, hahahahah hahahahah hahahahah hahahahah hahahahah hahahahah hahahahah hahahahah hahahahah hahahahah Aba hot babe.
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Second disgrace.
In Aba the most distance place you can go to is osisioma but Lagos is very big inshort Lagos is two of Aba and I didn't know and to make it worse the public transporter are soooo impatient so one day I went to the market and after buying all I went to buy, I heard a bus shouting a particular bustop so I jumped in, vuuuuuuuuuuuuuuum I saw myself at Orile ahhhhhhh and am going to Aguda I started crying and saying please carry me back people around now said "Chai she be JJC" which means Journey just come, I said when will this disgrace end, finally people helped me to find my way home and I was happy.
Today I don't have sponge as wig again and I can go to any part of Lagos without fear of getting loss, and finally I was seek advice when it comes to dressing and I majorly as those office worker, I always pay attention to peoples dressing so as to learn more.
