Call me Madam President....W.E #86.

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If I should go on to talk about the dealiings in my country, especially with the way that "my government" is handling the country and its economy, I doubt that this post would be enough to contain all that I would have to say.


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Where should I start from, should I talk about the fuel subsidy removal that put the whole nation in turmoil or should I talk about the hike in food prices that are becoming outrageous by the day. The stuff you bought for an amount yesterday, going to get that same stuff today, you will find that the price has increased greatly. The chant on our lips is * where are we headed like this*.

I can relate with the fact that there is a lot of pressure on the number one man of my country and that he has a lot of responsibilities, yes I know but does that mean that he should not enact policies that would better the lives of the masses? Hnmm, my T.pain government doesn't understand this at all. The change they preach is only in a broom.

I'm sure it is not easy being the president, sitting on an executive chair all day in a large office with several secretaries, bodyguards and ministers at your beck and call. Yes, I'm sure it's not easy being Mr President, with access to the country's millitary arsenal and armoury, with access to several presidential jets used to travel to different countries all over the world. Mr President is not enjoying at all 😁.

Maybe he doesn't even eat, he doesn't relax and he doesn't unwind. Maybe all he does is to work, work and work or maybe he sits in his office all day, closed off to the happenings on the outside. He is not enjoying at all o. Let me try to understand his plight 😜.

What if...?

If and I repeat if I am made president for a day, there are certain things I would do to alleviate the difficulties of the masses. I know 24 hours would not be enough to repair the damages done over many years but I could at least try to come with policies that would positively affect the citizens, especially if I am assured of my policies being implemented.

#1. Subsidize health care:

Health is wealth and a healthy nation equals a wealthy nation. The amount of bills that many have to pay just to get good medical care is shocking. This is why many people especially at the grassroot level don't visit hospitals when they are sick.


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They prefer to go for herbal remedies. I would for that day create a policy that would reduce hospital fees greatly for the masses.

#2. Recommend fuel retail price

Fuel subsidy removal caused a lot of hardship on the masses that even the rich are crying. Taking commercial transport to work is now a hassle as the hefty transport fare is a huge burden on the masses. The painful part Is that most fuel stations don't sell at the same price.


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Some sell at a very high price and only a few sell at a moderate price. I would not only subsidize fuel but I would also enact a policy to regulate price all over the country. I would also create a regulatory body that would be tasked with enforcing the recommended fuel price.

#3. Impose Agriculture

I would enact a policy to lease lands for agricultural activities. Any citizen that is willing to comply with going into farming, would get lands at very cheap rates. Of course I am Mr President, no I mean Madan president 😁, so I can do what I want freely. I answer to no one (coughs).


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Anyone who agrees to farm will get a plot of land that day at a very minimal rate. @kingsleyy and @luchyl, this will favour you guys.

#4. Lift ban on crypto

There's a ban on crypto and it's dealings in my country and its effect is still felt through binance. I would lift that ban and allow fcrypto trading on binance freely.

#5. Share the national cake

Lastly as president for a day, I would create offices and posts and fill them up with my friends, family and loved ones as employees, so that they can cash out and enjoy the cake even if it's just for a day.


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Now I have taken care of the people what about me. I will issue a check for myself and use the funds to rest my tired head. If you call me Madam president, you are not wrong but I can't kill myself 😂.

Thank you all for reading... Shalom

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Biko, I'm interested in that sharing of national cake, when are you assuming office as Madam President? 😂
These policies you mentioned will ready help to a large extent, alleviate the suffering of the masses.

But wait, did you say that Mr T - Pain doesn't eat or ball? Let me ask @fashtioluwa fess. 🤣

I was being sarcastic oooo😂😂😂

But you can ask him.

Also your name is there so just wait for me to assume office😁

🤣🤣🤣
That T pain man Dey enjoy o
Na everyday 20 motor Dey follow am and we are buying billions of fuel to fund his movement

Chai, we've seen shege promax in this country

Omo, I don't think there's anyone that's flexing like you president. The man is just balling and don't care about the masses.

You see that national cake part, that's what I want to partake in 😂.

For sure na, you will be among the list so that you can partake of the goodness.

😁🙌

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Please contest and my vote will be for you😁😁

😂😂😂😂 thank you bro

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You have my vote even though I’m not a citizen of your country. My favorite is the National cake. Let me run and bring my plate😂

Please do ooo, there's enough to go round 😂😂😂.

Thank you

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You’re welcome

It's the "share the national cake" for me.
You see the problem, everyone that enters the position always want to pack money in any form😅

But thinking it deeply, being a president is not a child's play. There are some implementations that people (other government officials) will stand against hence lacking enforcement. Normally, Tinubu is trying sha, it's just that everyone in the frontline think differently and are always clashing against some implementations. Yes, I know what I'm saying.

For the land, thank you oo! I need it😎

Lol, you are right about those corrupt officials opposing some policies.

God help our country.

Thanks a lot

Amen ooo!
May God helps us

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