A huge thanks to everyone who commented and especially to those who gave me ideas!

@henruc
@olaf.gui
@geneverett
@thisismylife
@screamheart
@servelle
@stekene
@gwajnberg
@vaynard86
@kerrislravenhill

I put all of your names into Wheel of Names, and the winner is... @olaf.gui!

I'll get your 5 HSBI sent over, and @bitcoinman will get 5 HSBI sent over as well.

Thanks, everyone! 😁