In a protest against the attention going elsewhere in the world, celebrities have decided to band together and get the attention back to where it is supposed to be, right on themselves.
The movement has already begun with AnnaLynne McCord, famously known for being that person that just made you wonder "Who the fuck is that?", have dropped a diss track poem against Vladimir Putin's mother titled "I am sorry that I wasn't your mother"
In which she pointed out that the war against Ukraine would have stopped had the Russian leader received more hugs growing up. This poem prompted more attempts for her fans to go back in time and give him more cookies, burgers, and other types of junk food that these experts believe will prevent the current situation from escalating.
On her part, Gal Gadot decided to bring her musical group back together to perform a new song titled "Imagine there's no Soviet Union". After their last song, "Imagine there's no heaven"
Marvel also announced that they're going to drop 37 new series where different superheroes save the day. On their part, Netflix is planning to create 8 documentaries about the war that should stop because it is hurting the trees, Greta Thunberg is said to be starring in the "How Dare You" documentary series.
Experts expect that the song, the series, and documentaries will be the UN's only solution to solve the Russia/Ukraine crisis. However, experts also say that those are the only resolutions needed.
Disclaimer: This post is a satire. Don't take it seriously: