He won't take the owner away from me
I was just talking to my father a few days ago, he came to visit my house and spent the whole weekend with us. I offered him a coffee after dinner because for my husband and me it is totally normal to have a cup of coffee at any time. His response was: if I drink coffee I can't sleep.
I laughed at this and told him that maybe drinking coffee at night makes you sleepy because for me, on the contrary, it makes me sleep when I am tired.
In fact, yesterday I was working in the afternoon and I felt my eyes closing. My husband brought me a small cup of coffee to wake me up and I ended up sleeping on the keyboard of my computer 🤭.