Good thing I started the whole crypto meme calendar in freaking September because I sure managed to be an inefficient clown and drag this out. If you want to check the previous parts here they are: part 1 and part 2.
What started out as wacky idea proposed in this post by LBI and I was dumb enough to put a lot of effort into it :P
Anyway let's get on with the show.
Justin is a Jerk July
While making the memes for this part of the calendar I realized that I missed a golden opportunity to shit all of over sunny boy. So why not dedicate a whole month to the slime colloquially known as Sunny boy ? I think some of you might argue that he should be handed out such an honor, but if it wasn't for his douchebaggery I think Hive would have come into existence probably at all. So he's kind of like the stereotypical abusive father that leaves when the going gets though. I guess even a turd can accidentally lead to something good.
August was covered in part 2 so here comes...
Shitcoin september
There is a lot of fecal matter flying around in this post already but you have to keep in mind this is a crypto themed calendar so poop is pretty much part of the ecosystem, like it or not. So why not celebrate the shittiness with it's own month ?
Optimistic Oracle October
I have no idea what the frick optimistic oracles are even after reading their description on the coinmarketcap glossary - something something about data accuracy. Anyway it sounds super cool so why not use it ?
No NFT November
As much as NFT were/are hyped, when it comes to popular perception, they are more of money sink meme than anything else. And given the fact how much they are being talked about the in the crypto space I think some of us could use a mental break from discussing if they are actually the next big thing or not. I was also thing about naming this month No NUT November (NUT- native utility token ) but I don't want to sound like a virgin redditor so No NFT it is.
Diamond Paws December
I think this is pretty self explanatory, just don't spend your crypto profits on dumb shit, especially when the holidays roll in and there is a temptation to buy a lot of useless stuff.
Well, I can finally call it a wrap and sleep well at night knowing there will be a meme for each month of next year to entertain the crypto plebs.
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