The Comedy Open Mic Weekly Showcase

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Greetings

This is our weekly showcase where we highlight posts in this community shared here in the last seven days. These are the posts that have impressed us at COM the most.

Now, let's get into this week's showcase.

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@emreal - Rest In Peace My Love

Since I found you, I discovered the true secret to happiness. You became a friend of mine since that very time I decided I was going to find a way out my pains in life. When everyone else left, you stayed with me. You became a companion that sticks closer than a brother.

You would be shocked to find out what he calls his love and wrote this confession letter to. A companion that sticks closer than a brother? That has definitely got to be a girlfriend but it isn't, what is it? You should find out yourself.

https://peakd.com/hive-164166/@emreal/rest-in-peace-my-love

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@writermaximus - NEW YEAR RESOLUTION IS A SCAM

But for the vast majority, New year's day signifies a new beginning, it brings hope, motivation and fresh energy
and that's where resolutions come in.
I'm pretty sure we all know what resolutions are, and the reason I'm sure is because I know 90% of us have made resolutions for this year and have already failed to keep them.
It's part of being human.
But why exactly do we fail to keep resolutions?

An emotionless reminder to you about your new year's resolution. Yeah, we know you've forgotten them. If remembering them at least is the best you could do, do that first.

https://peakd.com/hive-164166/@writermaximus/new-year-resolution-is-a-scam

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@ovey10 - I Met A Cute Damsel Today

I decided to hold my peace because I don't want to start something that I will not finish, talking to a girl that haven't paid her transport in a vehicle is very unhealthy guys, I thoughtoi all of them in the vehicle have paid their money to the conductor already but since they haven't I kept quiet so that my future will not blur at that particular time. I have done my calculations how much I will use for transportation and feeding because I don't have enough money and cannot do the random spending least I'll be caught unaware or rather.

When you have your brains just right where they are supposed to be, you won't fall victim of paying off bills of service you didn't make use of or even know about... Smart move guide given in this post.

https://peakd.com/hive-164166/@ovey10/i-met-a-cute-damsel-today

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@cheeamaka - I KNOW BETTER NOW.

Fast forward to about three weeks later, my bro took me to my aunt's place, a big estate, very beautiful and serene environment with steady power supply. We were welcomed warmly, then served; white rice, chicken curry sauce, with eggs and juice to go. Seeing how nice the place was,- as we only see in movies- my brother refused to go back home, like, if it were you, would you go?
Now before I go on, here's where the problem lay. What's wrong with rich people? Wherever did they learn their feeding habits?

If rich people eat tiny with all the money they have, I guess @cheeamaka would rather stay poor or act poor even as a rich lady except she wants to vanish into thin air from eating like the rich people.

https://peakd.com/hive-164166/@cheeamaka/i-know-better-now

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@humbe - Application for a Personal Travelling Buddy

Since the journey to build my wealth is taking forever, I resorted to mastering survival skills. The plan is to travel around the world with wealthy people seeking adventure and just be around them all the time to enjoy their money. I would have considered sugar daddies and blessers but that seems to be too much hard work for me. My emotions are too chaotic to even go down that road.

Who would have thought of this strategy to live rich? Well, @humbe just did and maybe @cheeamaka could take some lessons so she knows how to eat a lot even when living with the rich.

https://peakd.com/hive-164166/@humbe/application-for-a-personal-travelling-buddy

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@diikaan - Looking Beyond The Surface II

It's another opportunity to look beyond the surface of a lot of things that have been used to deceive us since time immemorial. Last time I set the template for the redemption of you lot from the shackles of ancient deceit, paraded as wisdom to the unsuspecting public. Let me state again that this isn't solely to help you people, it is more an intellectual flex on my own part. It is an attempt by me to display my mental capacity to decifer what most people down history lane have not been able to figure out.

So many grammer words all in the name of discouraging any reader who would take these words to heart. If you're a motivational quote person, it's best you don't see this post... You might just end up feeling like you've been wasting your whole damn time.

https://peakd.com/hive-164166/@diikaan/looking-beyond-the-surface-ii

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These are this week's showcase posts. They are funny, well-written, and outright amazing. Make sure to check them out.

Thank you for reading

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Awesome! Thank you🌺...
Congratulations to all the authors!⭐💫

Thank You so much for the mention @comedyopenmic🙌💜

I definitely have taken lessons from @humbe's post.
Such smart move!

Meanwhile, thank you so much for the mention.

Thank you comedyopenmic!!💙
I'm honored

And congrats to everyone that made it on here

Let's continue to make magic🥂

P.S: the new year resolution is not resolutioning😭😭

Thanks for featuring my post again 🙏🙏❤️