I'm As Confused As You Are

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It's probably my fault more than likely. More than likely it's my fault without a doubt. Undoubtedly it's my fault for sure, I don't know why I question these things. It's not you it's me. I'm unable to maintain balance between socially acceptable and not so much.

So when my buddy in England sent me their weather forecast the other day, I instinctually laughed out loud rather than concern myself with their wellness. But the thing even said Yellow Snow.


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Attached to the Weather warnings screen shot in West Yorkshire, I received a one-word caption followed by, and I quote, "It's a coming," end quote.


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He neither confirmed nor denied it's a joke. I'm no closer now than I was then to knowing whether or not he's messing with me.

Chris is a school teacher, both he and his wife are, they're in their 50's. They teach elementary students and I don't think I've ever heard either of them say a curse word.

Despite a few subtle responses however, I'm pretty sure he never saw a big yellow dick.


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It's not an NFT. I'm as confused as you are.

Then I received the following two screen shots, both of which are weather reports; one in Brighouse (West Yorkshire) and one in Knoxville (where I posted this). He sent both forecasts which suggests to me I either confirm the eye of the storm is indeed on top of him or it's not snowing in Knoxville which it was. Still no mention of a yellow dick.


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One more. In this last one he cracks a joke. They don't drink or smoke or anything other than tea and hookah so he's not having a memory lapse when he asks where I am. That's British humour further confirming my suspicions.

He never saw it.


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It's been a couple weeks now and I never heard anything about storm damage so I'm assuming whatever it was came and went.

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Epic..!

Priceless..!

u beat me to it...

The other half of the Country was just regular Snow and Ice. But the weather only warns us about the yellow variety.

Hey wassup Vanbliss, seen any good volleyball lately?

I've never understood all the concern about yellow snow and no mention of brown snow.

They need to come up with a new color system for their snow related weather. Basically any color other than yellow would work fine. Lol

Eye to eye on this one you and I.

Wassup man? Appreciate your continued support Lucky.

I'm kind of wondering why more of us aren't paying more attention to brown snow....

Haha yeah I suppose brown snow isn't great either. Haha

Yellow dick shaped snow blowing England and it was covered by a BBCweather report. You can make this shit up

Wassup Belemo, how you been?

Yeah I'm still not sure if he saw the thing. He might've expected something concerning and there I go, laughing like a BBC yellow Dick.

Weather sure is getting cocky over in England these days.

Ah!!!!! That's how you make a joke son!

It's over my head.

It's hard to stay ahead of the curve over there for sure.

OF course this comment section is full of yellow dick lovers!

Where's your head, Ed? It's a weather forecast, get ahold of yourself.

I m so sorry I must have clicked on the wrong tab 😄

Reminds me of a funny...

Back on the job, back when I had to do that stuff, in one of the portajons (portable toilets you see on construction sites) right at eye level on the inside of the thing when you take a piss :censor: wrote Don't look now but you're holding Frank by the neck.

Much love Ed.

I am pretty sure you're the one that wrote it lol.

Who, mios? :censor: wrote it.

It is official, nature is trying to give us the R Kelly treatment.

We deserve it for putting Ignition in the top 10.

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Oh hell yes. Good one.

I believe I can fly
I believe I can touch the....

Are you sure the US isn't pissing on the UK? I mean, that dick looks a lot like Florida.

Florida Man Hangs Dick Over UK

By the neck, too. Until he is Dead.
Such a fucked up world we live in these days.

I'm sure, have you been to Florida lately? It's all Bush down there.

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Haven't been, but if I go I'll bring a hedge trimmer. And a yellow umbrella.

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Ha ha ha, more stories like this please! 🤣

Ok so it wasn't over your head then, sweet!

It was either that or get ahold of yourself....

Much thanks @ablaze. Cheers!

Thank you.. I'm not sure how to respond to a blank page.

Thank you.. I don't wanna stop now cuz it might not be blank at all and my eyes are playing tricks on me.

A little Idaho humor never hurt anyone.

Cheers dude.

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What the... Check this out:

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I thought you were just really bringing that title to life like this dude's so good he confused me with my own title.

Thanks more than THIS. 👊🏼

Yeah, I think it is because I time stamped it. But maybe it is not family approved and not allowed on Hive lol.

Huge

Difference.

That makes way more sense, glad I said something. Wassup man? Are you as brrr freezing as I am?

Did you catch dudes name when they built the snowman? Skid mark. That's funny. Reminds me of Shit Break from American Pie. Shit Break... dude that's so funny.

Thanks for keeping an eye on me.

Yeah, Idaho cracks me up. I am loving this town except I am living with a 23 year old who pisses all over the toilet seat and does not flush the toilet because it is his part he plays in water conservation. You know what? I love the cold weather! Maybe it's the humidity and the years of living in the desert with no winter that have me enjoying the cold weather!

You know I am loving Idaho and found out that more about that racist attack on refugees that my black lyft driver was telling me about a couple of weeks back... Dude it was in 2018 even and yeah...

I googled yellow snowman and that weird cartoon was all I found I can do better!

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Purple Rain is much better than Yellow Snow... In my opnion...

I never meant to cause you any sorrow. I never meant to cause you any pain. I only wanted to one time see you laughing. I only wanted to see you laughing in the Yellow Snow.

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Chris didn't happen to work for the Ministry of Silly Walks at some point did they?

Good question Jethro. You know how PC they are over there, though. I don't wanna dig deeper and come across the wrong way.

LMAO, I usually wonder what it is like in the heads of people who miss these kind of jokes. Must be outworldly😂.

Dandays, I have always wanted COM to be back, too bad it came back when I slowed down my blogging. As long as it's not going anywhere soon I'll make millions of entries, it's quite what I do😜

Take your time sir, no worries. The blockchain isn't going anywhere.

I've had to step back a couple times too. Not just slow down but completely walk away for months at a time. I get it.

Thanks for keeping up with me as long as you have. I agree, it's good to have #COM back. I'll keep an eye out for you.

He never saw it coming.

He never saw it coming

A good thing he knows not to eat the cum, though.

And brown snow. We need to be more diligent avoiding brown snow.

Yeah, those too. We should only settle for good old healthy white cum?

Dogs make Yellow Snow Silly Humans.!!

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It even had a ring in it like a donut!!

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Sometimes snow can be a real dick, but when it pisses on you to boot? Guess that's just double the penetration with half the effort.

Congratulations BBC you have officially delivered the only weather forecast that could.possibly qualify as fetish porn.

Congratulations BBC you have officially delivered the only weather forecast that could possibly qualify as fetish porn.

That's funny. Had I not spent time over there I'd probably still think BBC means BBC. Fetish porn skipped my mind, surprising, I know this, it's embarrassing. I can't stop thinking about why we don't pay more attention to brown snow.

Cheers Rubido. @rubido. <- That means I just nominated you to do another funny one.

I'd probably still think BBC means BBC.

This made me laugh harder than this whole post about BBC reporting on a BYC.

Did you already know BBC is their noose source? They don't have several sources from every angle like we do, they're all in the same recording studio in Europe—BBC.

BYC over the whole country. Sometimes I see these things over their head like how the hell did they miss it? Never saw it coming.

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I DID know it was their noose source, largely because they've inserted themselves into OUR noose sources (about 4 hours a day of local NPR is now BBC noose).

I think it is probably easy for people in the UK to miss these things over their heads... if my weather was that shitty, I wouldn't look up either. Speaking of which, I wonder what color cock is in MY sky this morning...

I wonder what color cock is in my sky this morning...

You would annnnnd Cut!


So true. We got our tickets to go back in April. We'll spend the first 6 months in the north getting Pura all dialed with medicine where they know her. But we're gonna call UK home base for some years so I have to be as far south as I possibly can. You can't stay in the US with a crippling disease. You'll die.

Even if the sun only shines once a week in London, it's better than none a week ever. Then Spain, Croatia, etc is right there anyway so we can go get sun pretty easy if we run out. I ever tell you about their suicide helpline in the north?

Everywhere I went I'm seeing #itsoktotalk stickers; cars, pubs, gym, random signs, they're everywhere. Friends of ours sons' best friend hung himself while we were there. He was early 20's. They off themselves regularly in the north. THERE's NO SUN!

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Let’s hope it wasn’t yellow snow, the storm damage would be intense and quite foul!

It would be great to turn something like that into an NFT, it’s all the rage so why not a phallic looking report of yellow snow covering England? I think there might be a market for it!

All the little roads and highways are hilarious.

Wassup man, you guys any closer to south?

I still don't think he saw it. Not sure how he missed it. When a warning is titled Yellow Snow in bright yellow on the front page, hard to take it seriously.

Am I the only one wondering about the yellow ice? I mean, you pee on snow, it turns yellow, no big deal, easy pee-sy. But yellow ice? Are they freezing vast amounts of urine? Am I reading too much into this?

It's hard to say. I may have suffered light dain bramage from the cold. Yellow snow almost sounds warm and comforting.

It's hard to say.

Most I ever laughed at those four words.

Wassup man? Thanks for checking this one out. I still can't say with 100% certainty the thing was a storm. There's a fraction of me who wouldn't be surprised to learn Chris was fuckin with me.

iThink "&" tripped you up. Yellow Snow & Ice, not Yellow Ice. It's a slippery slope.

That was definitely my mistake. I blame my mother for raising me with Green Eggs and Ham.

Do you like green eggs and ham?

I would not like them here or there.

I'm fine with some green eggs and ham
It's better by far than shills and spam
But whether ham, or just ham hock
It beats getting snowed by yellow cock

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Your comments are unmatched. Bright, colorful, motion, structure, it's all there. When you stop by it's not uncommon...

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Woah, hey! Fuck... Damn dude this is a classic example of why you respond with images and I don't. All I meant to say was something like saved this one for last.

Trying to remember my 20's now. This could be awhile.

I'm still not 100% certain he saw what you and I saw. I'm not gonna push the issue, I'll hold back and clear it up later.

My dude. Always a pleasure when you stop by. Where you been? When I don't see you around here and see all the trucker strikes on TV I wonder where you're at.

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