The COMedy Rumble: A Clever Friend Down the Rugged Road

in #hive-1641662 years ago

Many weeks ago, I went to check the water source for the farms when I met this new friend in the rough road leading to the other farms. As I approached him to take his photo, he bowed.

I was thinking, "I am not a king!" but deep inside I was liking it already. He is very courteous, I must say.

Well, it was just his way of greeting me (maybe)🙈


Actually, it was not the first time meeting him because we saw him before when my wife and I went for a walk one drizzly early morning. He was with his darling too, a beautiful one.

At that time, my wife ignorantly asked which one of them was the male. She thought they were father and son. I can't blame her, goats are "foreigners" here in our place. No one really reared any before. It is only this time when some local people are "importing" them from the lowlands because they are good at "cleaning" the grass.

Anyway, I said hello and he asked where I was going so I told him I was there to check the pipes because there was no water for the sprayers and the tanks need refilling too.

"There was a small man from downtown who came early. Me thinks he touched your water pipes." my new friend said.

Huh! He saw the bad guy. Small man he said. It must be the same guy I caught up with before who intentionally covered the water pipes with rocks. How dare he!

"Did he have a big mole on his nose?" I asked. My friend nodded.


I was feeling my blood boil even there was no fire. The guy is testing my patience. Maybe he thinks I do not have a bad temper because I did not say anything to him before. He obviously has seen nothing yet. Something is already cooking deep within me.


"Relax boss, be cool. Do not be mad. You will get old very soon" my new friend interrupted.

Damn! I have forgotten about him being there. But he was right. I did not want to get old so soon. Not yet, my wife is still young!

So I just laughed out loud, said thank you and goodbye, leaving him to enjoy "cleaning" the grass.

He was going to bow his head again when I took this one last shot.


Okay, I just made that story up for theComedyRumble. Hope it tickled some funny bones (ha ha)

@ifarmgirl and @leeart care to check this out?

Thank you everybody and to your bliss today!


All pictures are my own.
3rd July 2022

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A great story, thanks for sharing.

Appreciate your kind words, thank you :)

Hahaha you made that story up, I was actually smiling when you said you don't want to get old and you gave a reason 😅 your wife is still young!

The pictures of the goats though 😅

Ha ha ha, it was just a story that came out suddenly :D but true, my wife is young ha ha. Thank you. Will be reading your entry too

Thanks too 😊

Good story, @farmboy-boss.
I was concerned for a minute and thought maybe you were growing special mushrooms on the farm.
I am not totally sure but I seem to remember that when a billy goat puts his head down it is an act of defensive posturing.

Thank you, I did not know how to grow mushrooms, wish I could. Maybe need to train on it. Billy goat was nice although it may be true, preparation for a defense.

I see you are working hard already towards paying back @ifarmgirl 😁 Do you still have to pay any interest if you can pay her back in full before the due date?

Voted on ListNerds!

ha ha ha, I did not ask if I pay interest or not. Wait, is there a due date? :D

Thanks for your vote on Listnerds, appreciate it.

Lmao...you made this up? Imagine a conversation with a goat. Hmmm! Although sometimes I wish I can hear animal language. Imagine the goat asking you to calm down so you won't grow old fast😃😃

Ha ha! Sometimes the wish to have a conversation with animals come to the mind. It can be funny thinking about it, ha ha!

Yes and I love how you brought it to life. I even imagined the goat actually talking to you 😃😃

LoL! Thank you, I had fun writing it :D

Papaitan! lol! Imbag ta hanaka sinangdo. Tadtak la makakita ti kasta ti sara na nga kalding hehe.

Naanus met :D wen isu kuna ni misis. Apay kalding dayta attidog met sara na kunana ha ha!

Ada met kitdi nakitak attiddug sara na ngem han kastoy kapuskol hehe.

Napuskol nga agpayso sara na daytoy. Baka sabali nga breed :D

Wen siguro angkol hehe.

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