🤣 LOLZ Project Update - Holding Requirements Increasing, LOLZ Defi Update, German Jokes, MEME:LOLZ Pool, meme.bot, LOLZBot NFT Winner, To-Do List, and LOLZ Free For All 🤣

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Project Update

Been a while since we had an update and we have had some interesting events happen since then so lets get to it!

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Holding Requirements Increase

As hinted at last update, we have meet with the LOLZ Governors and have decided to raise the LOLZ Holding requirements once again. However, we have decided to hold the lowest level required to give an LOLZ token at just 16 LOLZ. All other levels will be doubled.

In addition, we have decided to keep the LOLZ holding requirements for dividends at 512 LOLZ. As time goes on we may need to reconsider the dividend threshold as well, perhaps going to top 100 top holders threshold as the number of people who exceed the 512 threshold increases.

The holding requirements increase will happen on June 1. At which point, the requirements will be:

LevelLOLZ HeldCalls/Day
Quick Wit161
Class Clown642
Jester1284
Standup2566
Headliner5128
Superstar102410

LOLZ Defi Update

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LOLZ Defi continues to chug along smoothly, growing nicely over the last month. The following tables shows the growth in voting power for each of the tribes we are curating in.

We had a couple of tribes see tremendous growth including BEE at 780% growth, and THGAMING with 241% growth. But we also had some impressive growth in several tribes with many tribes over 100% growth. Only one tribe saw a decrease in voting power - ONEUP - as we must have lost some delegations.

TokenStake + Delegations - 4/20Stake + Delegations - 5/20% Growth
HIVE23005703147
ALIVE9520.01732082
BEE100880780
BEATCZ1189130.01189150.00
CENT17340.038830124
CTP5510.012370124
DUNK34820.03846010
LIST9870.027990183
MEME728660.0106787046
NEOXAG26930.03432027
ONEUP46520.042730-8
PIMP6030.0701016
SPORTS1484170.0282204090
SPT50420.0123560145
THGAMING63260.0216160241
WAIV2130.0305043
WEED3540.037305

Over the last month we have added Hive Power delegation to our LOLZ farming options and are offering a 10% APR. The additional HP has eliminated our RC concerns as the bot has more than enough RCs to distribute the jokes and LOLZ at our current rate of usage.

We will also be adding a few new tokens to LOLZ Defi soon including PGM, LEO, and SME.

At the same time we will be dropping VIBES as that tribe is no longer paying out earnings as we have mentioned before. If you are currently delegating VIBES to @lolz.vibes, please undelegate them as soon as possible.

Addition of German Jokes

We are excited to announce that @lolzbot can tell jokes in German now. Working with the folks behind HiQ Magazine the LOLZ Project is beginning to build a German Joke database to compliment the English joke database. Their aren't that many jokes in the database yet, but if you would like to get your jokes in German you can use the commands !Witz or !lool (capitalization doesn't matter).

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If you want an extra laugh, check out who made the cover of their latest issue.

We are also starting to work to build a Spanish Joke database too, and have already added the new command !jajaja although it still just sends English jokes. However we expect to have some Spanish jokes added to the database soon.

MEME:LOLZ Liquidity Pool

The owner of Hiveme.me has created a liquidity pool for MEME and LOLZ.

Now you can earn MEME and other rewards by providing liquidity to the pool. The pool includes a lottery where one winner wins 500 MEME every hour in addition rewards to all providers daily.

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Meme Bot 2000

As a way to say thank you to @holovision for setting up the MEME:LOLZ Pool as well as for his general support of the LOLZ Project, @captaincryptic worked to create a new fun bot to share Memes and $MEMEs - Meme Bot 2000.

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@meme.bot is free for all to use up to 10 times per day by using the command !meme or !MEME. While @meme.bot doesn't distribute tokens, he does provide random upvotes that can give you a little HIVE and MEME.

Now you can double the fun by giving your friends the "!LOLZ !MEME" combo. Or give them a wall of laughter with the triple threat "!gif !LOLZ !MEME" combo.

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They won't know what hit them.

LOLZ Bot NFT Winner

In our last update we included a giveaway of a unique and coveted LOLZ Bot NFT.

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Using our patented random winner picker (looks kind of like a hat) we came up with the lucky winner @steven-patrick! Unfortunately, Hiveme.me seems to be down at the moment so I can't send you your NFT. I will keep an eye out for its return and will send the NFT as soon as I can.

To-Do List

We made a little bit of progress on our To-Do List, but have started adding some items too.

  • Add new tokens to LOLZ Curation
  • Add new tokens to LOLZ Defi
  • Add HIVE delegation to LOLZ Defi
  • Start daily LOLZ Contest
  • Restart weekly joke challenges to add english, german and spanish jokes
  • Get LOLZ added as purchase option for Risingstar and DCity.

LOLZ Free For All

What would an LOLZ Update be with out a LOLZ Free For All? You can earn upto 4 LOLZ in this giveaway!

  • Drop us a comment below (1 LOLZ)
  • Tag a friend in your comment (1 LOLZ)
  • Use the !gif !LOLZ !MEME combo in your comment (1 LOLZ)
  • Re-blog this post and tell us you did in the comments (1 LOLZ)

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About the LOLZ Project

LOLZ Project is an engagement project with the mission of spreading laughter and joy on the Hive blockchain. Hive users can use the !LOL or !LOLZ command in comments to share a clean joke and tip the author an $LOLZ token.

Help Support the LOLZ Project

Here are some easy ways you can help support the LOLZ Project -

  • Use the !LOL and !LOLZ command often to tip fellow Hive authors.
  • Upvote and re-Hive our posts. All rewards will be used to help cover server costs and increase curation value.
  • Delegate Hive tokens and earn LOLZ Farming rewards.
  • Follow @lolztoken and participate in our airdrops, contests, and giveaways.

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Sort:  

I am a "Superstar" that I am proud. Long live LOLZ.
!LOLZ !MEME
@kandi09

Yes, upgraded the top tier! Thanks! !DROPLOLZ 2

What is better than a kick in the teeth?
An LOLZ Airdrop!

@yeckingo1 - You received a 2.0 $LOLZ airdrop.


Credit: memess
Earn Crypto for your Memes @ hiveme.me!

I really want to buy one of those grocery checkout dividers
But the lady behind the counter keeps putting it back.

Credit: marshmellowman
@lolztoken, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @yeckingo1
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ.
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn more.
(2/10)

Thanks for the detailed update. Plenty of cool stuff, nice work!
!gif !lolz !meme
And reblogged!

Thanks! !DROPLOLZ 3

What is better than a kick in the teeth?
An LOLZ Airdrop!

@manuvert - You received a 3.0 $LOLZ airdrop.


Credit: arthursiq5
Earn Crypto for your Memes @ hiveme.me!

What is it called when a writer is sick of writing?
Authoritis!

Credit: reddit
@lolztoken, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @manuvert
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ.
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn more.
(3/4)

Good job !
@fibra59 some LOL here too
!gif !LOLZ !MEME
re-blogged 🤡

Thanks! !DROPLOLZ 4

What is better than a kick in the teeth?
An LOLZ Airdrop!

@serhotest - You received a 4.0 $LOLZ airdrop.


Credit: martinni
Earn Crypto for your Memes @ hiveme.me!

2000 people die at sea every year.
Let that sink in

Credit: reddit
@lolztoken, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @serhotest
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ.
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn more.
(6/6)

Awesome work!
LOLZ Project Update -@brianhuang
Have a great day.
!gif !LOLZ !MEME
!PIZZA
!LUV
!PGM
!CTP

Thanks! !DROPLOLZ 3

What is better than a kick in the teeth?
An LOLZ Airdrop!

@steem82868 - You received a 3.0 $LOLZ airdrop.


Credit: funnyvideostv
Earn Crypto for your Memes @ hiveme.me!

I changed all my passwords to Kenny
Now I have all Kenny logins

Credit: reddit
@lolztoken, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @steem82868
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ.
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn more.
(2/10)

Sent 0.1 PGM - 0.1 LVL- 1 STARBITS - 0.01 MOTA - 0.05 DEC - 15 SBT tokens to @steem82868, @lolztoken

remaining commands 7

BUY AND STAKE THE PGM TO SEND A LOT OF TOKENS!

The tokens that the command sends are: 0.1 PGM-0.1 LVL-2.5 BUDS-0.01 MOTA-0.05 DEC-15 SBT-1 STARBITS-0.00000001 BTC (SWWAP.BTC)

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Support the curation account @ pgm-curator with a delegation 10 HP - 50 HP - 100 HP - 500 HP - 1000 HP

Get potential votes from @ pgm-curator by paying in PGM, here is a guide

I'm a bot, if you want a hand ask @ zottone444


Thanks for everything @lolzbot!
Reblogged.
!gif !LOLZ !MEME


Credit: memess
Earn Crypto for your Memes @ hiveme.me!

What do you call moving from the west coast to the east coast?
A depression.

Credit: theabsolute
@lolztoken, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @amaari
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ.
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn more.
(5/8)

People with dimple have a divine role in this universe: smile!
@evanstinger
!gif !LOLZ !MEME


Credit: cmmemes
Earn Crypto for your Memes @ hiveme.me!

Thanks! !DROPLOLZ 3

What is better than a kick in the teeth?
An LOLZ Airdrop!

@bitpizza - You received a 3.0 $LOLZ airdrop.

How do you make antifreeze?
Steal her blanket.

Credit: reddit
@lolztoken, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @bitpizza
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ.
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn more.
(2/4)

Hey !LOLZ do you have a discord?

Apparently adding herbs to your garbage can makes it smell better.
But I don't have thyme for that rubbish.

Credit: reddit
@lolztoken, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @stickupboys
Did you know that $LOLZ is a Dividend Token too? Find out more at LOLZ Defi.
(1/1)

reblogged!

Awesome work! Too many things to mention that I’m excited about, new tokens to delegate, meme:Lolz pool, and just everything! Glad I’m invested in this continuously growing project! Re-blogged!
!gif !LOLZ !MEME


Credit: arthursiq5
Earn Crypto for your Memes @ hiveme.me!

Thanks for the support! !DROPLOLZ 2

What is better than a kick in the teeth?
An LOLZ Airdrop!

@arpuch - You received a 2.0 $LOLZ airdrop.

Why do ghosts like to hang out in bars?
They enjoy the boos.

Credit: reddit
@lolztoken, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @arpuch
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ.
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn more.
(5/10)

!LUV you guys, you're a gas!!

Thanks for all you do. Reblogged.

Thanks! !LOLZ !MEME


Credit: arthursiq5
Earn Crypto for your Memes @ hiveme.me!

Did you hear about the new corduroy pillows?
I understand they're really marking headlines.

Credit: reddit
@tinyputerboy, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @lolztoken
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ.
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn more.
(2/10)

Oops... shorted you 1 !LOLZ

I sent my girlfriend a 'Get Better' card.
She's not sick, or anything - I just think she can get better..

Credit: reddit
@tinyputerboy, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @lolztoken
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ.
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn more.
(3/10)

Hey! I reblog post! !gif !LOLZ !MEME
@normos we have more Joke!

Thanks !DROPLOLZ 4

What is better than a kick in the teeth?
An LOLZ Airdrop!

@gondek - You received a 4.0 $LOLZ airdrop.


Credit: cmmemes
Earn Crypto for your Memes @ hiveme.me!

My Mom met my Dad when he came in for an Xray.
I still wonder what she saw in him.

Credit: reddit
@lolztoken, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @gondek
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ.
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn more.
(4/4)

So curious to see what the increases do. !LUV how !LOLZ is just chugging along.

!MEME
!gif
!WINE
reblogged


Credit: egistar
Earn Crypto for your Memes @ hiveme.me!

Yes it will. I assume it will slow down at sooner or later, but when? !LOLZ

My girlfriend left me because of my obsession with storytelling.
I wonder how the next chapter in my life will go.

Credit: reddit
@imno, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @lolztoken
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ.
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn more.
(4/10)


Congratulations, @imno You Successfully Shared 0.200 WINEX With @lolztoken.
You Earned 0.200 WINEX As Curation Reward.
You Utilized 2/3 Successful Calls.

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Why do bees have sticky hair?
Because they use Honeycombs.

Credit: mimismartypants
@lolztoken, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @imno
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ.
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn more.
(2/10)

Awesome project! Glad it continues to grow.

!gif !LOLZ !MEME

Thanks! !DROPLOLZ 2

What is better than a kick in the teeth?
An LOLZ Airdrop!

@belhaven14 - You received a 2.0 $LOLZ airdrop.

Archaeology
Now there is a career in ruins.

Credit: reddit
@lolztoken, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @belhaven14
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ.
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn more.
(1/10)


Credit: yekindar
Earn Crypto for your Memes @ hiveme.me!

PIZZA!

PIZZA Holders sent $PIZZA tips in this post's comments:
@steem82868(2/10) tipped @lolztoken (x1)

Learn more at https://hive.pizza.

Cool! Cool! Cool!
LOLZ Project Update -@acgalarza
Have a nice day!
!gif !LOLZ !MEME
!ALIVE


Credit: hxxx-disc
Earn Crypto for your Memes @ hiveme.me!

@lolztoken! You Are Alive so I just staked 0.1 $ALIVE to your account on behalf of @stdd. (5/10)

The tip has been paid for by the We Are Alive Tribe through the earnings on @alive.chat, feel free to swing by our daily chat any time you want.

Thanks for the support! !DROPLOLZ 4

Wow, so many LOLZ!💪🙏🙌💛👍

What is better than a kick in the teeth?
An LOLZ Airdrop!

@stdd - You received a 4.0 $LOLZ airdrop.

How does a computer get drunk?
It takes screen shots.

Credit: marshmellowman
@lolztoken, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @stdd
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ.
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn more.
(1/2)

Great news for a great job! Congrats!
@zottone444 I'll waiting for other collaborations ;)
!gif !LOLZ !MEME
Reblog


Credit: underlock
Earn Crypto for your Memes @ hiveme.me!

Thanks for the support! !DROPLOLZ 4

What is better than a kick in the teeth?
An LOLZ Airdrop!

@uggya - You received a 4.0 $LOLZ airdrop.

Why does Snoop Dogg carry around an umbrella.
Fo Drizzle.

Credit: reddit
@lolztoken, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @uggya
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ.
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn more.
(3/4)

Great project - great to see things moving forward !
!gif !LOLZ !MEME


Credit: martinni
Earn Crypto for your Memes @ hiveme.me!

Thanks! !DROPLOLZ 2

What is better than a kick in the teeth?
An LOLZ Airdrop!

@hoosie - You received a 2.0 $LOLZ airdrop.

How many egomaniacs does it take to screw in a light bulb?
One, they hold the bulb while the world revolves around them.

Credit: marshmellowman
@lolztoken, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @hoosie
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ.
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn more.
(8/10)

Awesome
!LOLZ
!MEME
!hivebits

Thanks for the support! !LOLZ

What is it called when a writer is sick of writing?
Authoritis!

Credit: reddit
@emeka4, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @lolztoken
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ.
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn more.
(1/10)


Credit: cmmemes
Earn Crypto for your Memes @ hiveme.me!

Dear @lolztoken, we need your help!

The Hivebuzz proposal already got important support from the community. However, it lost its funding a few days ago and only needs a few more HP to get funded again.

May we ask you to support it so our team can continue its work this year?
You can do it on Peakd, ecency, Hive.blog or using HiveSigner.
https://peakd.com/me/proposals/199

Your support would be really helpful and you could make a difference.
Thank you!

More fun to come, thanks 😎
tag @chapelle
!gif !LOLZ !MEME
reblogged 👍

Thanks! !DROPLOLZ 4

What is better than a kick in the teeth?
An LOLZ Airdrop!

@servelle - You received a 4.0 $LOLZ airdrop.


Credit: rainydays
Earn Crypto for your Memes @ hiveme.me!

The person who invented the umbrella actually wanted to call it the 'brella.'
But he hesitated.

Credit: reddit
@lolztoken, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @servelle
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ.
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn more.
(8/10)

Great project 👀
@gestion.alive : du nouveau
!gif !LOLZ !MEME
Reblogged

Thanks! !DROPLOLZ 4

What is better than a kick in the teeth?
An LOLZ Airdrop!

@chapelle - You received a 4.0 $LOLZ airdrop.

Did you hear about the Irish guy who was assasinated at the antique store?
It was a knick knack paddywhack!

Credit: reddit
@lolztoken, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @chapelle
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ.
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn more.
(6/6)


Credit: falcout
Earn Crypto for your Memes @ hiveme.me!

I have 75 LOL tokens but just put in an order on hive-engine for some more!
I have re-blogged this post, and I'm tagging @mollybunny who is my favorite person to share LOL tokens with. :)

!gif !LOLZ !MEME

Well now you will have 78. Thanks for the support! !DROPLOLZ 3

What is better than a kick in the teeth?
An LOLZ Airdrop!

@kenny-crane - You received a 3.0 $LOLZ airdrop.

Where did Phil Collins record all his songs?
In the Stu-Stu-Studio

Credit: reddit
@lolztoken, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @kenny-crane
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ.
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn more.
(1/4)


Credit: funnyvideostv
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5 years this has been happening to me, it started here, around people that are still here. Homeland security has done nothing at all, they are not here to protect us. Dont we pay them to stop shit like this? The NSA, CIA, FBI, Police and our Government has done nothing. Just like they did with the Havana Syndrome, nothing. Patriot Act my ass. The American government is completely incompetent. The NSA should be taken over by the military and contained Immediately for investigation. I bet we can get to the sources of V2K and RNM then. https://peakd.com/gangstalking/@acousticpulses/electronic-terrorism-and-gaslighting--if-you-downvote-this-post-you-are-part-of-the-problem

nice one.
!gif
!LOLZ
!MEME
!PIZZA
!LUV
!PGM
!CTP

@splinterbin, sorry! You need more $LUV to use this command.

The minimum requirement is 10.0 LUV in your liquid wallet.

More LUV is available from Hive-Engine or Tribaldex


Credit: funnyvideostv
Earn Crypto for your Memes @ hiveme.me!

@splinterbin, sorry! You need more to stake more $PIZZA to use this command.

The minimum requirement is 20.0 PIZZA staked.

More $PIZZA is available from Hive-Engine or Tribaldex

Thanks for the support! !DROPLOLZ 2

What is better than a kick in the teeth?
An LOLZ Airdrop!

@splinterbin - You received a 2.0 $LOLZ airdrop.

Dropped a comment. Gonna tag @scarykangaroo and gonna repost this as well.
!LOLZ

Hmmm... let's try again. !DROPLOLZ 3

What is better than a kick in the teeth?
An LOLZ Airdrop!

@anderssinho - You received a 3.0 $LOLZ airdrop.

What do you call a corrupted IPhone?
A bad apple.

Credit: reddit
@lolztoken, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @anderssinho
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ.
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn more.
(2/4)

Thanks for the support! !DROPLOLZ 3

5 years this has been happening to me, it started here, around people that are still here. Homeland security has done nothing at all, they are not here to protect us. Dont we pay them to stop shit like this? The NSA, CIA, FBI, Police and our Government has done nothing. Just like they did with the Havana Syndrome, nothing. Patriot Act my ass. The American government is completely incompetent. The NSA should be taken over by the military and contained Immediately for investigation. I bet we can get to the sources of V2K and RNM then. https://peakd.com/gangstalking/@acousticpulses/electronic-terrorism-and-gaslighting--if-you-downvote-this-post-you-are-part-of-the-problem