Quick Update - Change to LOLZ Dividends Implemented

lolztoken in #hive-155986 • 3 years ago

LOLZ Dividends Payout 100% Per Week

In our last project update, we floated some ideas for changing the LOLZ Dividend payouts. We got positive feedback on those changes, so they have been implemented (as of yesterday).

Now the LOLZ Pool pays out 100% of its holdings for two tokens per day, such that all pool holdings are paid out over a period of one week.

For the Headliners who are getting them now, please note that this first weeks payments will be much larger than normal as we decided to let the pool payout what it had accumulated to date. Starting next week it should be a good reflection of what to expect going forward.

About the LOLZ Project

LOLZ Project is an engagement project with the mission of spreading laughter and joy on the Hive blockchain. Hive users can use the !LOL or !LOLZ command in comments to share a clean joke and tip the author an $LOLZ token.

Help Support the LOLZ Project

Here are some easy ways you can help support the LOLZ Project -

Use the !LOL and !LOLZ command often to tip fellow Hive authors.
Upvote and re-Hive our posts. All rewards will be used to help cover server costs and increase curation value.
Delegate Hive tokens and earn LOLZ Farming rewards.
Follow @lolztoken and participate in our airdrops, contests, and giveaways.

#meme #oneup #leofinance #cent #ctp #vyb #proofofbrain #dividends #defi

3 years ago in #hive-155986 by lolztoken

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yeckingo1 3 years ago

Fantastic news, soon I will be a Headliners.
Long live !LOLZ

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lolztoken 3 years ago

You are not far away now... and now you are one closer. !LOLZ

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lolzbot 3 years ago

What do you call an elepant who is the head of an Italian gang?
A masta-Don.
_{Credit: deanlogic}
@yeckingo1, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @lolztoken
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (11/10)

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lolzbot 3 years ago

Did you hear about the guy who threw his alarm clock while hosting a party?
He wanted to see if time flys while having fun.
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolztoken, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @yeckingo1
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (2/8)

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emeka4 3 years ago

Awesome !LOLZ

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lolztoken 3 years ago

Thanks. !LOLZ

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lolzbot 3 years ago

Lotrimin should make NFTs
They are good at making things non-fungible.
_{Credit: theabsolute}
@emeka4, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @lolztoken
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (13/10)

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lolzbot 3 years ago

Knock knock...
ERROR: Joke failed.
@emeka4, You need more $LOLZ to use this command. The minimum requirement is 16.0 LOLZ.
You can get more $LOLZ on HE.

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arpuch 3 years ago

Was excited to start to see those go through yesterday! Thanks for the update! !LOLZ

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lolzbot 3 years ago

I left my last girlfriend because she wouldn’t stop counting.
I wonder what she’s up to now.
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolztoken, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @arpuch
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (3/10)

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lolztoken 3 years ago

Today's was a nice one as we make some good CENT rewards. But I wanted to make sure we pointed out this was bigger than you should expect going forward. Looking forward to when things are a bit more stable. !LOLZ

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lolzbot 3 years ago

Why was the banana denied bail?
Every judge knows bananas splits.
_{Credit: reddit}
@arpuch, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @lolztoken
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (12/10)

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belhaven14 3 years ago

Good update. Now to make the climb to Headliner!

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lolztoken 3 years ago

You are going to get there I know it! Here is one more !LOLZ to help you on your way.

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lolzbot 3 years ago

I understand 25 letters of the alphabet.
I still can't figure out y.
_{Credit: reddit}
@belhaven14, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @lolztoken
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (1/10)

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poshtoken 3 years ago

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technocrypton 3 years ago

Sounds fantastic!
!LOLZ

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lolzbot 3 years ago

What do you call a corrupted IPhone?
A bad apple.
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolztoken, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @technocrypton
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (4/4)

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lolztoken 3 years ago

Thanks for the support! !LOLZ

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lolzbot 3 years ago

What did one cupcake say to the other?
You ain't seen muffin yet.
_{Credit: reddit}
@technocrypton, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @lolztoken
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (17/10)

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gillianpearce 3 years ago

It's lolztoken not lolzbot you want us to upvote, right? Or are they both good?

Posted Using LeoFinance ^Beta

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lolztoken 3 years ago

Any and all upvotes are appreciated! @lolzbot is the most active (some may say too active!) so giving him some upvote love is probably easiest. Thanks for the support! !LOLZ

lolzbot 3 years ago

You can tune a piano
But you can't piano a tuna.
_{Credit: reddit}
@gillianpearce, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @lolztoken
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (16/10)

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alekst7 3 years ago

The festivities continue)
!LOLZ

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lolzbot 3 years ago

What did the sand say as the tide came in ?
Long time no sea.
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolztoken, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @alekst7
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (1/1)

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serhotest 3 years ago

Very good project !
!LOLZ

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lolzbot 3 years ago

I stayed up all night trying to find where the sun was.
Then it dawned on me.
_{Credit: benthomaswwd}
@lolztoken, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @serhotest
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (3/4)

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stickupboys 3 years ago

We demand new jokes! Happy to provide some lolz

Posted using Dapplr

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lolztoken 3 years ago

And for good measure, we took the jokes that had been getting repeated out of rotation for awhile. Here is another !LOLZ for bringing this to our attention.

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lolzbot 3 years ago

Have you heard about the guy who said he had the heart of a lion?
He was banned from the zoo.
_{Credit: reddit}
@stickupboys, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @lolztoken
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (10/10)

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lolztoken 3 years ago

!LOLZ ... is it getting that bad? I may have to check to make sure we have the full rotation going. Should be more than 400 jokes in rotation right now.

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lolzbot 3 years ago

A dated a ghoul once but I had to break up with her.
She had a mean spirit
_{Credit: reddit}
@stickupboys, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @lolztoken
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (8/10)

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lolztoken 3 years ago

Thanks ... we checked and sure enough, we were only rotating 46 jokes! Dang.. we thought we fixed that awhile back.

Hopefully you will enjoy the variety a bit better now. !LOLZ

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lolzbot 3 years ago

I asked my Mom why ADHD runs in our family.
She said because it won't sit still.
_{Credit: minopoly}
@stickupboys, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @lolztoken
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (9/10)

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stickupboys 3 years ago

lolz i have it ping me in the discord feed!

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firstborn.pob 3 years ago

This is very good,nice one

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lolztoken 3 years ago

Thanks. !LOLZ

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lolzbot 3 years ago

Seagulls were God's third attempt at creating birds.
The A-gull and B-gull weren't quite right.
_{Credit: reddit}
@firstborn.pob, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @lolztoken
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (14/10)

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luizeba 3 years ago

Nice updates!

Are there any difference between using the command LOL and LOLZ?

!LOLZ

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lolzbot 3 years ago

If you lose a date because of bad breath
It wasn’t mint to be.
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolztoken, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @luizeba
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (1/2)

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lolztoken 3 years ago

Nope, just matter of preference I guess.

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luizeba 3 years ago

LOLZ is so old-school, I love it :D

With this change regarding the distributions, one of my next goals is having 512 tokens in order to be able to send lots of LOLZ and receive a small % of the distributions :D

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lolztoken 3 years ago

Here is another !LOLZ to help you reach your goal!

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lolzbot 3 years ago

When is a door not a door?
When it's a jar
_{Credit: reddit}
@luizeba, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @lolztoken
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (2/10)

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marshmellowman 3 years ago

sweeet ill delegate to @lolztoken

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lolztoken 3 years ago

Awesome. Thanks for the support! !LOLZ

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lolzbot 3 years ago

Why are Dolphins so successful at dating?
They always click with one another!
_{Credit: reddit}
@marshmellowman, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @lolztoken
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (15/10)

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lolztoken 3 years ago

Be sure you don't delegate to @lolztoken, but to the bots. Check our intro to defi for the accounts.

https://peakd.com/hive-155986/@lolztoken/introducing-lolz-defi-now-you

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marshmellowman 3 years ago

That is who i delegated to...ugg....simple fix...thanks.

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