(DE/EN) Die besten Witze der Woche. / Best jokes of the week. šŸ˜‚šŸ˜†šŸ¤£

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Vergiss die Ukraine, du hast mich ā¤ļø....

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Forget the Ukraine you have me ā¤ļø....

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Was ist dein Traumjob?
Nun, ich arbeite nicht in meinen TrƤumen...

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What is your dream job?
Well, I don't work in my dreams...

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Zu verkaufen, durch Zufall gekauft Ich wohne auf Nummer 45.....
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For sale, bought by accident I live at number 45....

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Man Man fragt sich, wann und wie ein schwarzes Loch entsteht.../
Man I still wonder when and how a black hole is created.......
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Frau / Woman
14 Juli 1991, unser Hochzeitstag. /
14 Julie 1991, our wedding day.

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Sie mĆ¼ssen sehr stolz darauf sein, so viel Gewicht verloren zu haben!

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You must be very proud to have lost so much weight!
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Ich sagte, greif den Stock, nicht den Rock!
I said, grab stick not skirt

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I said, grab stick not skirt

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Hey SĆ¼ĆŸe, ich bin ein Arzt ohne Grenzen!

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Hey nice thing, I'm a doctor without borders!

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Manchmal rede ich mit mir selber,
dann lachen wir beide.

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Sometimes I talk to myself,
then we both laugh.


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(DE) VATER (lƤchelnd) -
Sohn, es ist in Ordnung, wenn du dir mein Auto ausleihst. Aber bitte bring es sauber zurĆ¼ck
ZOON -
Ich habe Ihr Auto nicht ausgeliehen.
Mutter hatte gestern dein Auto

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FATHER (smiling) -
Son, it's all right if you borrow my car. But please bring it back clean
SON -
I didn't borrow your car.
Mother had your car yesterday

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(DE/EN) Welche Witze sind am besten? / Which jokes are the funniest?

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Thanks a lot @archon-gov


Quelle: Pexels, Facebook (Ɯbersetzt aus dem NiederlƤndischen, Translated from Dutch)


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Ich wĆ¼nsch euch Allen ein wunderschƶnes Wochenende / I wish you all a very nice weekend

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